Florentine_Pogen Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 "You are Orilly men.?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I was on a work call and knocked over one of those reed diffusers that was sitting right behind my laptop for some reason. She kindly cleaned it up... and moved the offending diffuser onto our brand new wood top coffee table. For some reason she decided to not clean the diffuser of the oil all over the bottom of it, and to place it directly onto the wood rather than the coaster about 1cm away. Lifted it up after noticing and it’s stained the wood with a massive ring which from looking online appears you can’t get out. Why on Earth in that situation would anyone not just put it onto the fucking coaster (or even better just wipe off the oil ffs)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I was on a work call and knocked over one of those reed diffusers that was sitting right behind my laptop for some reason. She kindly cleaned it up... and moved the offending diffuser onto our brand new wood top coffee table. For some reason she decided to not clean the diffuser of the oil all over the bottom of it, and to place it directly onto the wood rather than the coaster about 1cm away. Lifted it up after noticing and it’s stained the wood with a massive ring which from looking online appears you can’t get out. Why on Earth in that situation would anyone not just put it onto the fucking coaster (or even better just wipe off the oil ffs)? Women........an enigma, wrapped up in a load of fuckwittery. eta. Thank you. Edited July 25, 2020 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 She’s just accidentally knocked the month old bedroom television over and smashed the screen. Verge of tears here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 18 minutes ago, mizfit said: She’s just accidentally knocked the month old bedroom television over and smashed the screen. Verge of tears here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 7 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: His neighbours at the halls of residence had complained about the smell. It's funny the posts that stick in your head, no matter how much you wish they hadn't. It’s no surprise posts like that stick in your head, you’re an utter deviant. 90%+ of your posts have sexual connotations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Rugster said: It’s no surprise posts like that stick in your head, you’re an utter deviant. 90%+ of your posts have sexual connotations. Harsh...................but fair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 Everything bought for doing kitchen and dining room, all ready to go and get cracking. Woke this morning and it’s “I want that wall taken out, make it one big room” This is the wall I offered to take out 2 years ago and was telt to f**k off, before the new kitchen was put in. Aye, but it wasn’t her idea back then so it stands to reason it wasn’t a good idea.Now she has had that idea, it’s a good idea.This seems to be the logic amongst these strange beings. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 3 hours ago, mizfit said: She’s just accidentally knocked the month old bedroom television over and smashed the screen. Verge of tears here. Got good insurance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 Got good insurance?Telly cost me £175 and the excess is £100 so I’m debating with myself whether to go down the route or not. Told her earlier she better buy a replacement and she’s away in a huff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, mizfit said: Telly cost me £175 and the excess is £100 so I’m debating with myself whether to go down the route or not. Told her earlier she better buy a replacement and she’s away in a huff. Not a chance it's worth it, IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 Bedrooms are for shagging in, not watching TV. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Bedrooms are for shagging in, not watching TV. @mizfit won't be benefitting from either at the moment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 Ok. Bear in mind I’m in a sober living house with 3 other guys in recovery so it’s not a “partner” per se:-Newest guy is a dick, I’ll get that out in the open. We are all in agreement but if he plays by the rules he’s as entitled as the rest of us to stay as long as...My complaint is he goes to the gym ( yep one of those gym types), comes back all disgusting, makes one of his protein drinks then sits and watches NCIS/Law and Order/Chicago PD all day. Manky got doesn’t shower first he just sits there stinking out the seat!BTW he’s early 30’s the rest of us are mid 50’s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Ok. Bear in mind I’m in a sober living house with 3 other guys in recovery so it’s not a “partner” per se:- Newest guy is a dick, I’ll get that out in the open. We are all in agreement but if he plays by the rules he’s as entitled as the rest of us to stay as long as... My complaint is he goes to the gym ( yep one of those gym types), comes back all disgusting, makes one of his protein drinks then sits and watches NCIS/Law and Order/Chicago PD all day. Manky got doesn’t shower first he just sits there stinking out the seat! BTW he’s early 30’s the rest of us are mid 50’s. Ask him what the showers are like at the gym. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 10 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Bedrooms are for shagging in, not watching TV. I can get it over and done with during the adverts. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Pens not closed/sans lid lying everywhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 10 hours ago, mizfit said: Telly cost me £175 and the excess is £100 so I’m debating with myself whether to go down the route or not. Told her earlier she better buy a replacement and she’s away in a huff. This seems to be their default mode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseMarooniho Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 In supermarkets she buys the second from the front item. This applies to all food / non-food purchases. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 She can’t do doors. Just can’t deal with them. Be they room doors, cupboard doors, drawers, she has no idea how to close them. Has almost wrecked the back door due to her habit of of turning the handle and shoving the door open at the same time, which is slowly wrecking the gubbins, and that comes after the first year of residence in the house of constantly using the wrong key in the lock. Can’t close a car door without slamming it either. And she can’t work the remote control. When the TV alerts us that it might be switching itself off because it’s been on for hours, instead of pressing one of the volume buttons she always mashes away at the remote and ends up changing the source or starting up Netflix. And she hasn’t the patience to get through a film without asking questions that will be answered if you’d just pay attention and watch the fucking thing. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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