D.A.F.C Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 People on facebook instructing others to switch off google bluetooth tracking for covid track and trace."I'm not having anyone spying on me"You own a smartphone with a sim card. It's too late m90. Do you not understand how phones work ffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted June 6, 2020 Author Share Posted June 6, 2020 People who still find the Antti Niemi "he's not finished he's 28" line hilarious. It's just not that funny. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 People who say this: 17 minutes ago, WATTOO said: Black lives do indeed matter but so do everyone's lives in my book 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Depends what his book is about, tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Depends what his book is about, tbh. It's not one I'll be reading to find out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 2 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Sprinkling sugar on fruit Even grapefruit? You could coat that shit in sugar an inch thick and it would still taste like thrush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 2 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Sprinkling sugar on fruit Eh, not even gooseberries? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 People on social media just now posting screenshots of their cycle/jog/walk today. A crabbit Derrick Bird driving by tomorrow whilst you are on said cycle/jog/walk would be poetic justice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 3 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Even grapefruit? You could coat that shit in sugar an inch thick and it would still taste like thrush. I'm fairly sure that if you bite into an un-sugared grapefruit your gums peel back so far your teeth will fall out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 9 hours ago, Gerald Elbowdent said: People who say shit like this about vegans: As a meat-eater of over a quarter-century, I've literally never experienced this from a vegan ever. Maybe you've got the look that you'll eat the skin off their face if they bother you. I figure that must be the reason why nobody wants to talk to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 27 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Maybe you've got the look that you'll eat the skin off their face if they bother you. I figure that must be the reason why nobody wants to talk to me. Aye, that'll be it, allright. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 14 hours ago, Gerald Elbowdent said: People who say shit like this about vegans: As a meat-eater of over a quarter-century, I've literally never experienced this from a vegan ever. I've been on the go for over 1/2 a century and in that time, there have been countless occasions where people have tried to pressure me into following their religion, giving up drinking, stopping smoking* and having children. Not once has anyone ever given me shit about eating meat. I genuinely don't understand why someone choosing not to eat something causes so much anger in people who aren't affected in any way. * I gave that up years ago, by my own choice. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Gerald Elbowdent said: Aye, drinking would be easily the worst. I've done it myself a million times as a drinker. Thing is, if you did give up drinking, you’d be able to mention it in conversation or ask online if anyone could recommend non-alcoholic drink recipes without getting a ton of crap about how non-drinkers “never shut up about it.” You wouldn’t get people trying to catch you out in any inconsistency. “Ahh, but you use rubbing alcohol to clean things, don’t you?” You’d be able to join your workmates in the pub for happy hour without someone announcing “Gerald has turned teetotal!” and then having to sit there for the next hour while everyone talks shit about you. You wouldn’t have anyone waving glasses of whisky under your nose saying “Oooh, this is lovely. Wouldn’t you like some? Go on, just have a sip. You know you want to.” And you wouldn’t have business clients taking you to bars where no soft drinks were on the menu, so you’d have to ask the barman specifically to leave the alcohol out of your glass and then have them ridicule you for being difficult. Or if you were at a family member's house and they offered you a beer, you’d be able to politely decline it without them acting like you’d taken a dump on the carpet. Nor would you have to deal with them sneaking alcohol into your soft drink without your knowledge and then roaring with laughter after you’d drunk it. Because if people reacted that way to someone who chose not to drink alcohol, they’d rightly be considered dicks. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 30 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Thing is, if you did give up drinking, you’d be able to mention it in conversation or ask online if anyone could recommend non-alcoholic drink recipes without getting a ton of crap about how non-drinkers “never shut up about it.” You wouldn’t get people trying to catch you out in any inconsistency. “Ahh, but you use rubbing alcohol to clean things, don’t you?” You’d be able to join your workmates in the pub for happy hour without someone announcing “Gerald has turned teetotal!” and then having to sit there for the next hour while everyone talks shit about you. You wouldn’t have anyone waving glasses of whisky under your nose saying “Oooh, this is lovely. Wouldn’t you like some? Go on, just have a sip. You know you want to.” And you wouldn’t have business clients taking you to bars where no soft drinks were on the menu, so you’d have to ask the barman specifically to leave the alcohol out of your glass and then have them ridicule you for being difficult. Or if you were at a family member's house and they offered you a beer, you’d be able to politely decline it without them acting like you’d taken a dump on the carpet. Nor would you have to deal with them sneaking alcohol into your soft drink without your knowledge and then roaring with laughter after you’d drunk it. Because if people reacted that way to someone who chose not to drink alcohol, they’d rightly be considered dicks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: I liked the two guys in tweed trying to do a great outdoors travelogue and getting harassed by beds at every turn. Taxi fur a couple a fannies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 Does anyone else meet a great number of people who don’t even know chewing the fat even existed? I have met plenty of still game fans who are 30/40’s who don’t know it’s a spin off from a sketch show. Coincidentally me and Mrs B watched some of season 1 on Thursday night. I remembered it as good but assumed it would be dated and cheesy looking now. It's not, its actually superb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 30 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: It's become something of a boutique collector's item, I sold my series one to four box set I bought in Fopp for a fiver 20 years ago for 50 quid earlier this year. £80 on Amazon at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 You can watch them all on YouTube. It was a great sketch show, Jack and victors characters were good but they were hardly the showpiece, the most popular sketches at the time were the “gonnae no dae that” ones or Ronald Villiers probably: my favourite was the camp old guys who loved the Glasgow banter and Partick thistle. That episode they were hanging about in the changing rooms eating oranges at half time was hilarious.The invisible boss was top notch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Waldo Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 40 minutes ago, throbber said: Ronald Villiers "Too fat" For some reason I laughed at that for weeks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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