Sergeant Wilson Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 29 minutes ago, HK Hibee said: Folk who after a long period of being married say “if I had killed someone I would be out the jail by now” Fucking true though! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 2 hours ago, HK Hibee said: Folk who after a long period of being married say “if I had killed someone I would be out the jail by now” You've just reminded me that it's my weddin' anniversary on Thursday. Yippee .................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 4 hours ago, HK Hibee said: Folk who after a long period of being married say “if I had killed someone I would be out the jail by now” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted February 10, 2023 Author Share Posted February 10, 2023 People who are against electric cars because they're "too quiet". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 14 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: People who are against electric cars because they're "too quiet". They seam quite noisy to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 On 07/02/2023 at 12:01, HK Hibee said: Folk who after a long period of being married say “if I had killed someone I would be out the jail by now” I swear Pater Army celebrated his 25th anniversary (and, to be clear, every subsequent anniversary) with more brio than previous years as he was finally able to say this with a degree of accuracy. An absolute villain of a man. How many years for you @Florentine_Pogen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 10 minutes ago, velo army said: I swear Pater Army celebrated his 25th anniversary (and, to be clear, every subsequent anniversary) with more brio than previous years as he was finally able to say this with a degree of accuracy. An absolute villain of a man. How many years for you @Florentine_Pogen? Only 27. But I got married relatively late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 42 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Only 27. But I got married relatively late. Same as me bud, not 27 the older time marriage (f**k that), I tell the kids/wife I was swanning around the world on this and that cruise ships 'seen the world; Actually I've been the 268th ranked 'IN THE WORLD' player of FIFA '08 Had to retire as I was hiking the Himalayas with my pal, don't know if you know him "Delli Lamo; played left wing for Rangers B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Only 27. But I got married relatively late. Same for me this year, too. Also the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 I've been happily married for four years Out of a total of fourteen! (it's this sort of inane shite that folk are complaining about isn't it? Well it's my inane shite and I'm keeping it) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 1 hour ago, coprolite said: I've been happily married for four years Out of a total of fourteen! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Starting a post with, "Erm, ..." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 16 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Starting a post with, "Erm, ..." Or "Well, no" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Loonytoons said: Or "Well, no" Legitimate answer to the following question though- Who are the Lanarkshire team who play in claret and amber and are they any good? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 People advertising stuff as "free" on marketplace, but have on the ad "message for prices". Just put the price up in the first place you silly c**t!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 On 10/02/2023 at 16:50, Boghead ranter said: I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law in 10 years. I didn't like to interrupt her. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted February 13, 2023 Author Share Posted February 13, 2023 People who, despite having no ailments or disabilities, use the lift instead of walking up or down one flight of stairs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted February 14, 2023 Author Share Posted February 14, 2023 Get engaged on Valentine’s Day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Highland Capital said: Get engaged on Valentine’s Day. FIFY, yes I’m bitter! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 (edited) 15 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Get engaged on Valentine’s Day. I know a couple who arranged an "engagement" holiday to Paris months in advance, went up the Eiffel Tower and he then got down on one knee and "popped the question" in this most romantic of cities. Unsurprisingly, she said yes as it was being photographed by her sister. All of this information had been shared with friends and family ahead of the trip. Spontaneous wasnt a word I associated with them..................... (they are divorced now, btw) Edited February 15, 2023 by Leith Green 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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