KnightswoodBear Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 46 minutes ago, Have some faith in Magic said: You can just imagine the type of c**t that came up with this. The absolute best thing about it is how the tone crashes from the jokey, faux trainspotting tone, to "DISINFECT ALL SURFACES SO YOU DON'T DIE!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) 59 minutes ago, Have some faith in Magic said: You can just imagine the type of c**t that came up with this. Hearing the alarm. Putting on odd socks. Carrying a quarter bottle of vodka. Caffeine stained shirt. Farting in the lift. Seeing those khunts. Watercooler drooth. Proper bants, the boss's jokes. An AK47. Headline news. A pop song penned by Bob Geldof. A cheeky life sentence in the clink. Edited September 3, 2020 by dirty dingus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 38 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Did you learn how to use the internet yourself? Don't think it was around 70 years ago. An Englishman invented the Internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Perkin Flump said: An Englishman invented the Internet. Yeah it was Bernard Matthews. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Choose Life, Mark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Yeah it was Bernard Matthews. And it is bootiful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 24 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: Hearing the alarm. Putting on odd socks. Carrying a quarter bottle of vodka. Caffeine stained shirt. Farting in the lift. Seeing those khunts. Watercooler drooth. Proper bants, the boss's jokes. An AK47. Headline news. A pop song penned by Bob Geldof. A cheeky life sentence in the clink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Yeah it was Bernard Matthews. did he no invent turkeys or was it singular? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I'd rather drink a bottle of disinfectant than read one of those Dettol adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Jenny Se Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 The good folk at Dettol as so keen to have folk back in the office they have provided private transport, presumably public transport is less sanitary. It would be a shame if they ran an marketing campaign on public transport 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Dettol straight into the business boycott thread then. Bootlicking c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Choose Life, Mark.This corporate dystopia isn't as fun without all the cool cyberpunk shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 4 hours ago, madwullie said: Still a gibbering wreck about Bill Gates' involvement having been spoon fed hysteria and scaremongering then It’s got fck all to do with Bill Gates my reasons for not getting a vaccine. I don’t go and get the flu vaccine as I know if I catch it I’ll be laid low for a few days then be back to normal. Same reason I won’t take the covid jab. I wonder if all the knicker wetting kunts having a go at folk who won’t get the covid vaccination go and get the flu one? If not then they’re also “selfish p***ks who don’t mind killing the elderly “ -6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 It’s got fck all to do with Bill Gates my reasons for not getting a vaccine. I don’t go and get the flu vaccine as I know if I catch it I’ll be laid low for a few days then be back to normal. Same reason I won’t take the covid jab. I wonder if all the knicker wetting kunts having a go at folk who won’t get the covid vaccination go and get the flu one? If not then they’re also “selfish p***ks who don’t mind killing the elderly “ [emoji849]The vaccine gives me pause for concern. However, I have never met an asymptomatic flu carrier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 4 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said: It’s got fck all to do with Bill Gates my reasons for not getting a vaccine. I don’t go and get the flu vaccine as I know if I catch it I’ll be laid low for a few days then be back to normal. Same reason I won’t take the covid jab. I wonder if all the knicker wetting kunts having a go at folk who won’t get the covid vaccination go and get the flu one? If not then they’re also “selfish p***ks who don’t mind killing the elderly “ The vaccine gives me pause for concern. However, I have never met an asymptomatic flu carrier Well you wouldn't know, would you? Up to 75% of those with the flu are asymptomatic btw. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Todd_is_God said: Well you wouldn't know, would you? Up to 75% of those with the flu are asymptomatic btw. Well that's something I never knew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Well that's something I never knew. https://www.nhs.uk/news/medical-practice/three-quarters-of-people-with-flu-have-no-symptoms/ If we tested everyone with flu like symptoms (most probably wouldn't even bother their doctor), then contact traced and tested asymptomatic pepole in the way we do for Covid, people would have a meltdown at the number of cases. Edited September 3, 2020 by Todd_is_God 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Have some faith in Magic said: You can just imagine the type of c**t that came up with this. PARKLIFE 1 hour ago, dirty dingus said: Hearing the alarm. Putting on odd socks. Carrying a quarter bottle of vodka. Caffeine stained shirt. Farting in the lift. Seeing those khunts. Watercooler drooth. Proper bants, the boss's jokes. An AK47. Headline news. A pop song penned by Bob Geldof. A cheeky life sentence in the clink. PARKLIFE 48 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: PARKLIFE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 12 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said: It’s got fck all to do with Bill Gates my reasons for not getting a vaccine. I don’t go and get the flu vaccine as I know if I catch it I’ll be laid low for a few days then be back to normal. Same reason I won’t take the covid jab. I wonder if all the knicker wetting kunts having a go at folk who won’t get the covid vaccination go and get the flu one? If not then they’re also “selfish p***ks who don’t mind killing the elderly “ Come on, be honest. If everyone takes the vaccine and we get full herd immunity, and life goes back to normal, you'll have nothing to whine about. That's the real reason isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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