tamthebam Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 4 hours ago, LincolnHearts said: A lot of people are as thick as f**k down here. Didn't Lincolnshire have one of the biggest majorities for Brexit... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 2 hours ago, peasy23 said: That swim must have taken him more than an hour. What was Naismith doing in Dorset? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 BBC is bias against the government apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 3 hours ago, peasy23 said: 4 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: They always do? More slots should be opening up as of next week ( some stores this week) Customers are being encouraged to follow the one way system with the arrows on the floor, the staff doing the picking couldn't give two shits. Every aisle I went down this morning there was invariably a Tesco staff member going against the flow. The ones who were the worse at keeping 2 metres apart were the staff carrying the signs that say "keep 2 metres apart". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 It seems every night on the news they’re talking about fruit pickers. I’m seriously at the stage that I would go and do that as I’m bored without work. Don’t think Ayrshire is in any desperate need for fruit or tattie pickers sadly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Despite having no interest in clapping for anyone outside my door like a performing seal at a prescribed time, when I was out for a run today, an ambulance passed me with the blues on. I gave them a wee clap, and the guy in the passenger seat gave me a thumbs up. It gave me an enormous sense of wellbeing. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 8 hours ago, HooseLee said: Will moving house be included in the things you are allowed to do when they lift some of the lockdown restrictions? Is there any chance of this happening in the next two months. Was supposed to move the week the lockdown begun but stuck with two psycho neighbours. Hence the camera doorbell. Anyone else supposed to be moving house? @Alert Mongoose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Despite having no interest in clapping for anyone outside my door like a performing seal at a prescribed time, when I was out for a run today, an ambulance passed me with the blues on. I gave them a wee clap, and the guy in the passenger seat gave me a thumbs up. It gave me an enormous sense of wellbeing. PARK LIFE 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: @Alert Mongoose Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 1 hour ago, HooseLee said: Eh? He'll be along to tell you the joys of moving house just as a pandemic kicks in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 14 minutes ago, Dee Man said: He'll be along to tell you the joys of moving house just as a pandemic kicks in. Its brutal. I've got two psycho female neighbours. One thinks she is a pagan witch and the other has six cats and believes the others ones shite... the other day the witch one was lighting those hippy Joss sticks, putting them in a tattie in her garden and telling cat woman the the ones she was lighting gave her different powers. I'm watching the news religiously... to see when this lockdown is lifted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Got my first furloughed wage slip today. Nearly £400 down from last month. Ouch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 The UK can stick their Captain Tom up their arses. Thailand man 72, does it better. Taxi driver with no customers, went to a courier firm who were taking on temps. Thai PBS (a TV channel) were there and interviewed him. He showed the camera his wallet with ฿200, that was it, nothing else in the world. It went viral on social media when a "superstar" highlighted. Guy went his bank and ฿8.3 million is in his bank account from donations. https://www.bangkokpost.com/life/social-and-lifestyle/1907580/taxi-drivers-wealth-irks-ta-gets-daddy-itch-sex-pics-row#cxrecs_s -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 50 minutes ago, philpy said: Got my first furloughed wage slip today. Nearly £400 down from last month. Ouch. I’ll set up the just giving page. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 11 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Why does this keep happening People are either f******* stupid trying to use "big" words that they don't understand the meaning of, or it's auto correct. The jury is still out, imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 8 hours ago, pandarilla said: Is flour still not available? I'd have thought it would be sorted out by now, much like the toilet rolls. Maybe people have been using flour as an alternative to toilet roll, hence the shortage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post vikingTON Posted April 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 28, 2020 I presume today's risible, government-proposed minute's silence for all the health care workers it failed to properly protect comes with its own poppy as well? The UK truly is the Liverpool of the international community in terms of mawkish grief mongering. 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: @Alert Mongoose I’ve had my tuppence worth. After accidentally seeing the MIL naked (top half) when she just strolled out the bathroom as I was coming up the stairs, I would be happy to live in a den in the woods instead. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 (edited) Really, really pissed off at the PR spin being put on this year's Workers Memorial Day. The manipulation of public opinion over the NHS has been monstrously cynical throughout*, but today is a day for us to remember ALL workers, in ALL industries, in ALL countries, who are injured or killed at work - often at least partly because of employers' actions or inaction. For the Tory spin mahine to hijack this event is beyond obscene. So what should today be about? Helen O'Connor (GMB) puts it pretty well - "On Workers’ Memorial Day let’s honour the dead and wholeheartedly commit ourselves to fight like hell for the living." * Especially as there are many, many other workers without whom society would have collapsed within days who have been partially or wholly ignored throughout. ETA: Yes, it's already a day to remember those who have gone to work and not come home. It's been appropriated by these cúnts, not introduced by them. Edited April 28, 2020 by WhiteRoseKillie 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, virginton said: I presume today's risible, government-proposed minute's silence for all the health care workers it failed to properly protect comes with its own poppy as well? The UK truly is the Liverpool of the international community in terms of mawkish grief mongering. The NHS is the new 'support our troops' smokescreen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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