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1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Lockdown hasn't been kind on the old yin's temper.

Au contraire, I’ve become far more placid with the pressures of work lifted.

Can’t belief that tosspot is moaning about red dots.  

 

 

Actually I can.

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4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Au contraire, I’ve become far more placid with the pressures of work lifted.

Can’t belief that tosspot is moaning about red dots.  

 

 

Actually I can.

You should probably give him some more.

It's the only language they understand.

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12 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

My window cleaner uses ladders. Far better than the extended pole.

Mine too. Hasn't been back since I nearly threw him off his ladder from an upstairs window after arriving at an inopportune moment. Bird shit all over the place now, going to have to beg him to come back and maybe up his £10 fee. Gutters need done too.

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8 minutes ago, Disabled Colin said:

Can a house been insufficiently tall?   

I always remember what I scribbled down when I was doing the career advisor forward plan.  

1.  Get a full UK licence.  
2.  Buy an understated car with excellent built-in safety features.  
3.  Buy a 5 bedrooms socially distancing b*****d house featuring at least two trees that stretch higher than the chimney stack.   
4.  Gleneagles.  
5.  Get a girlfriend.  A good one, who flosses.  
 

How are you getting on with these since we last reviewed them mate? Remember, 60% is a B and 80% is a landslide A.

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