Tutankhamen Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 2 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Janey Godley. Mousey barmaid that was frightened of her own shadow. She worked in the Pallicium pub in Shettleston. The locals called it the Coliseum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Did you also read Maynard Keynes?^^^takes no lip off nobody 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Paintballing Overnight Megabus from Victoria station Keane Concert 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Paintballing Overnight Megabus from Victoria station Keane ConcertPaintballing is a great one. Horrendous way to spend a day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Watched more than 15 seconds of Top Gear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Flew from Auckland to London (via Sydney and Dubai) then took the Megabus to Glasgow. Over 50 hours in transit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Swam in the sea near Alcudia, come out with my gusset full of sand, now I know what a rock polisher does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 7 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Janey Godley. You dirty c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 15 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Camel riding in the Canary Islands. That once will do me. You should have stuck to mutton molesting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 15 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Camel riding One hump or two? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 7 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: You dirty c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: Flew from Auckland to London (via Sydney and Dubai) then took the Megabus to Glasgow. Over 50 hours in transit. I just can't fathom why you'd do this. Madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Carried moonbeams home in a jar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Open Goal is excruciating. Every episode is Simon Ferry in his weird Dundee/Weegie hybrid accent asking some ex-*** 'What was Walter Smith like in the dressing room eh?' or 'What was Boydy's diet like?' And that Paul Slane, a boy who has played about 15 games of professional football in his life, is as funny as Aids. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Smoke crack at 5am with a couple of my mates and a homeless woman, in some dodgy side street in Amsterdam. It wasn’t a terrible experience, quite the opposite in fact, but not something I’m particularly proud of or would rush to do again. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 10 hours ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: Flew from Auckland to London (via Sydney and Dubai) then took the Megabus to Glasgow. Over 50 hours in transit. Made a mistake similar to this. The bus journey from London was horrific, Absolutely never again. Almost brought on PTSD just reading your post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Years ago Mrs F tried this thing where she took a mouthful of toothpaste and went down on me. About 3 seconds later I was screaming in pain trying desperately to clean the old boy under the shower. Minter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 34 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Smoke crack at 5am with a couple of my mates and a homeless woman, in some dodgy side street in Amsterdam. It wasn’t a terrible experience, quite the opposite in fact, but not something I’m particularly proud of or would rush to do again. Ah the good old days before gentrification, those little side streets used to be filled with clouds of crack smoke now its all artisan bakeries and galleries. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Clicked on the Word Association thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Smoke crack at 5am with a couple of my mates and a homeless woman, in some dodgy side street in Amsterdam. It wasn’t a terrible experience, quite the opposite in fact, but not something I’m particularly proud of or would rush to do again. This has really captured the essence of the thread for me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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