Alert Mongoose Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 It should at least be a public poll so the owners of the two votes for mock chop can be investigated thoroughly. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, Ziggy Sobotka said: Burn this down for an insurance job and start The The Chip Shop Scottish Cup And post it in the League Two forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Chip Shop Cup? Did East Fryfe get a bye? Naw, went out to Dunbatter United in the last round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 50 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Chip Shop Cup? Did East Fryfe get a bye? Naw, went out to Dunbatter United in the last round. If it's a cup for chip shops I'll nominate the House of Commons restaurant for making Andrew Bowie look even more of a plamf than usual 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 I'd rather have a chipsteak than a mock chop and I'd rather have nothing than a chipsteak. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 I voted mock chop and i'll fight any/every single one of you 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawpar Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 (edited) Best thing is red pudding obviously. Edited November 1, 2023 by pawpar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 OP cannily avoiding the Chippy/Chipper argument in the thread title. Nice. Spoiler Of course theres no argument, its Chipper. Anyway, where is the battered pickled onions option? I notice some weegies on twatter claiming to have invented this last week despite these being freely available in chippers in Dundee for years. Spoiler 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Mock Chops are glorious. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 5 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Mock Chops are glorious. Send them victorious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 What exactly is a Mockchop?? Is this some weird teuchter thing? We all know that the meat in these places is of questionable types/origin, but actually putting a word in front of something that infers it's not what it claims to be is not how I'd imagine you would go about marketing something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: What exactly is a Mockchop?? Is this some weird teuchter thing? We all know that the meat in these places is of questionable types/origin, but actually putting a word in front of something that infers it's not what it claims to be is not how I'd imagine you would go about marketing something. A mock chop is a meat patty vaguely shaped to resemble a pork chop. I assume it’s pork but it could be mutton, horse, seagull etc. Agree it’s bad marketing. They could have borrowed ideas from one of its close relatives and called it a chip chop or a king chop. I’d eat a king chop I reckon, whatever it might be made of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 12 minutes ago, coprolite said: A mock chop is a meat patty vaguely shaped to resemble a pork chop. I assume it’s pork but it could be mutton, horse, seagull etc. Agree it’s bad marketing. They could have borrowed ideas from one of its close relatives and called it a chip chop or a king chop. I’d eat a king chop I reckon, whatever it might be made of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 15 minutes ago, coprolite said: A mock chop is a meat patty vaguely shaped to resemble a pork chop. I assume it’s pork but it could be mutton, horse, seagull etc. Agree it’s bad marketing. They could have borrowed ideas from one of its close relatives and called it a chip chop or a king chop. I’d eat a king chop I reckon, whatever it might be made of. It's mutton dressed as pork. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 15 minutes ago, coprolite said: A mock chop is a meat patty vaguely shaped to resemble a pork chop. I assume it’s pork but it could be mutton, horse, seagull etc. Agree it’s bad marketing. They could have borrowed ideas from one of its close relatives and called it a chip chop or a king chop. I’d eat a king chop I reckon, whatever it might be made of. I'd probably eat a king chop. The Chip Shop Marketing Board have really dropped a bollock here.* *and probably mashed it up and made it pork chop shaped. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 6 minutes ago, johnnydun said: It's mutton dressed as pork. Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: What exactly is a Mockchop?? Is this some weird teuchter thing? We all know that the meat in these places is of questionable types/origin, but actually putting a word in front of something that infers it's not what it claims to be is not how I'd imagine you would go about marketing something. Aye you need to go Dundee or Norther. I discovered them in Aberdeen. They form a magnificent trilogy of battery goodness with the king rib and the chipsteak 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Anyone that eats some strange piece of frozen shitt, that is dipped in batter deserves everything they get in later life. In order of not tasting like what they are meant to be. IMO Chipsteak : Unsure how whatever it is can actually taste that bad. Only thing that resembles the taste is that 99p Frozen microwave Donner Kebab shyte. Mock Chop: A different shape of the above I guess. Equally evil. King Rib: f**k knows what King it is meant to represent. I think if they are a bit reddish colour rather than turgid grey they taste of something. Pizza in Batter: They do not actually let you see the package before battering. I think it is actually the Cardboard Base the Pizza sits on they use. Cheeseburger. How the fuckkk do they manage to inject this monstrosity with molten crap. Get these fuckerss all knocked out. Puddings: Generally Acceptable. Sausage: Generally Acceptable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Smoked sausage for me. Far easier to eat walking up Buchanan Street from Pizza Crolla when pished. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 I have no idea how people cannot enjoy these types of foods. See also, McDonalds. Of course, know and understand that its utter garbage and should be consumed sparingly, but f**k me.... Let some joy into your life folks 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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