___ Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Apparently they're only available in Tayside,Angus and Aberdeen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 King Rib is homeopathic. If consumed after several pints too many it combats nausea and restores digestive balance. The same delicate blend of lard, connective tissue, salt and e numbers will cause a sober person to feel as sick as they would after drinking several pints too many. Yin and Yang you see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 1 hour ago, coprolite said: King Rib is homeopathic. If consumed after several pints too many it combats nausea and restores digestive balance. The same delicate blend of lard, connective tissue, salt and e numbers will cause a sober person to feel as sick as they would after drinking several pints too many. Yin and Yang you see. Put the fucker on a roll and you are waking up feeling like a million bucks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Who is buying fucking sausages from a chipper? Are we talking smoked or those horrible gristly pork things? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 A smoked sausage supper is my go-to backup if there are no pizza suppers available. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Please keep your mockchop, kingrib and other MRM floor-sweepings north of the Tay, you fucking heathens. Thank you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Clean this place up, it fucking stinks of curry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 On an even more specific geographical note, the Ambassador chip shop in Shawlands (long gone) was the only place I've ever seen a Spam fritter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Chipper sausages (sassidges) are fantastic. Haggis smothered in chippy sauce is a gustatory concatenation of which Escoffier would be proud I'm hungry now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 2 hours ago, ___ said: Apparently they're only available in Tayside,Angus and Aberdeen. Assume these scores are out of 100 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 6 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: On an even more specific geographical note, the Ambassador chip shop in Shawlands (long gone) was the only place I've ever seen a Spam fritter. School dinner classic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 I hate that Stirling has not a single decent chippy. They're all bowf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Mock chops are sensaysh. I genuinely pity those amongst us who have never stuffed their pus full of one. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Folk hating mock chops (without actually trying one), based on the fact that they "could be horse, seagull or any kind of meat" have obviously never eaten any chipper meat product before. Mock chop? Mock hate IMO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Wouldn't have taken a genius to work out a mock chop would get the Mullarkey *seal of approval. Spoiler *WARNING: mock chop may contain Seal. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 35 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: I hate that Stirling has not a single decent chippy. They're all bowf. There's a good one in Sauchie apparently (according to my mum) -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Just now, scottsdad said: There's a good one in Sauchie apparently (according to my mum) It better be called the Salt 'n' Sauchie. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 There are surely some better quality and more obvious things that Chip Shops should offer and do not. As an example my local kindly battered and fried some Steak Lorne sausage for me. No loss of lovely fat and was a complete success. No idea why it is not on Scottish menus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 1, 2023 Author Share Posted November 1, 2023 Imrie's in Leven does Stornoway black pudding fritters and Stornoway white pudding fritters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 5 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Imrie's in Leven does Stornoway black pudding fritters and Stornoway white pudding fritters. Do they do polls that work? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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