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On 18/02/2024 at 13:50, DiegoDiego said:

Ollie (and variants thereof)

Jasper

Any profession used as a first name, e.g. Mason, Fletcher, Cooper

Alfie

and probably many more which aren't coming to mind.

 

These are basically every England youth footballer's first names.

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7 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said:

“I’d like you to meet my son, The Garage” 

Showing my age here, but maybe there’s someone in Glasgow with the name Cardinal Folly.…. Probably is, in the Catholic church. 😁

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22 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:

Never met a Beelzebub that wasn't an arsehole Prince of darkness.

Same goes for Aleister.

I'll see your Beelzebub and raise you Yahweh.

Possibly the biggest fictional villain of all time.

17 hours ago, maicoman said:

Apart from "The Broons" can not remember coming across the name Horace before

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On 18/02/2024 at 14:21, pozbaird said:

Tim

 

as in Tim Henman, etc. Fcuk-all to do with any other connotation, blah, blah, Sellik fans, yadda, etc.

I take your Henman and raise you with a Lovejoy,

Surely the worst Tim in humanity, even worse than the Pope Pious XII.

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I used to like Kai as a name when it was just folk like Kai Nurminen or other Finnish bampots who had it. Horrific name for a Scot though.

Similarly I really liked the name Karin which this Estonian bird I knew was called. Karen on the other hand...

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2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:

I used to like Kai as a name when it was just folk like Kai Nurminen or other Finnish bampots who had it. Horrific name for a Scot though.

Similarly I really liked the name Karin which this Estonian bird I knew was called. Karen on the other hand...

I got off with a Dutch bird called Karin. Happy days... 

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On 20/02/2024 at 20:03, Torpar said:

Discovered my pal's nephew is called Rebel, might be the worst name I've ever heard, they aren't even Celtic fans.

 

Named after the dug in "Champion the Wonder Horse" 

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I'm sure someone has already said it, but "Arlo" is a horrific name. If you want to ensure your child is miserable and hates you when they are older, naming them after a video doorbell will definitely do that.

Would also like to add "Ireland".

American lady introduced me to her daughter when they were on holiday. She called her Ireland because of their "Irish roots" and she was ginger.

Country names as first names as a whole I guess.

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9 minutes ago, Crawford said:

I'm sure someone has already said it, but "Arlo" is a horrific name. If you want to ensure your child is miserable and hates you when they are older, naming them after a video doorbell will definitely do that.

Would also like to add "Ireland".

American lady introduced me to her daughter when they were on holiday. She called her Ireland because of their "Irish roots" and she was ginger.

Country names as first names as a whole I guess.

Guess you’re no fan of former Aberdeen and Kilmarnock player Ash Taylor’s wife.

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6 hours ago, Crawford said:

I'm sure someone has already said it, but "Arlo" is a horrific name. If you want to ensure your child is miserable and hates you when they are older, naming them after a video doorbell will definitely do that.

Would also like to add "Ireland".

American lady introduced me to her daughter when they were on holiday. She called her Ireland because of their "Irish roots" and she was ginger.

Country names as first names as a whole I guess.

Said woman was an idiot as the name "Erin" means "Ireland" in Irish. 

Place names for first names- you get Brooklyn Beckham but you don't get Alloa McGlumpherty or Tillicoultry Davidson. 

I suppose if the director of "Snatch" had been Scottish he might have been called Milngavie Ritchie though. 

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7 hours ago, ICTChris said:

I want to speak to this woman’s parents.

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Needs to change her name to Zimbabwendy Ransom or people will take her for a Mug-abe.

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