BFTD Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 As per the title: which club is regularly sitting closest to boiling point, ready to explode at the drop of a slight inconvenience? Use your own criteria - can be the club itself, the fanbase, or the seagulls waiting to consume dropped pies at 4:45. The choice is yours. Feel free to post other options, or publish a level-headed statement about why your club has been unfairly included. (apologies for not including what's left of the Juniors as a collective, but we all know they'd win at a canter) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 In my experience, Morton. When I lived down that way I knew a few boys who were regulars at their games. Almost every single one of them was permanently raging at something to do with the club, at all times. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 It's the arse cheeks. And it's not close enough to merit any real discussion other than which cheek. Personally, I see no reason to distinguish between them. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 23 Author Share Posted February 23 Hot takes: I believe Morton are closest to Faslane, thus would likely be the first to explode when thermonuclear war breaks out. Being located in Grangemouth, Falkirk will be vapourised if the oil refinery goes up. Cowden are in trouble if the Eye of Sauron ever turns in their direction. According to ChatGPT, Arthur's Seat is the most likely part of Scotland to experience a modern volcanic eruption. I believe Edinburgh City might be the closest club but, as they haven't detonated this season already, I think they're probably safe. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Dundee. I was at Ross County vs Dundee, Dundee were getting pumped, and quite a few of the Dundee fans were close to having a scrap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 In ordinary life it's the currants/sonnies but on here it's the Falkirk supporters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 A couple of draws or defeats is enough to send arse cheeks fans into meltdown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 minute ago, Richey Edwards said: A couple of draws or defeats is enough to send arse cheeks fans into meltdown. They deserve better. Their tear-stained banners always say so. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Aberdeen fans tend to be pretty angry in real life, though on PnB they tend to be fairly relaxed and some even crack a few jokes. Jambos can be awfy moany, especially on PnB. I'll probably vote for Rangers and them though, we're prone to kicking off for the slightest of reasons. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Using P&B solely as a measure St. Mirren probably have the highest ratio of unhinged characters 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 I think it may be the club that has "anger" at its very heart. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 St Mirren fans on here seem disproportionately seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Rangers are angrier than Celtic, but only because they (mostly) have had more to be angry about over the past ~ten years. The most seething and weirdest P&B fanbases (and really what other objective measure of a fanbase is there?) are St. Mirren, Dundee, Morton and Falkirk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 (edited) St Mirren definitely have a significant section of their support to whom positive encouragement is anathema. Edited February 23 by Alert Mongoose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 The Rangers /thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Anyone who shapes their political and social beliefs on the football club they support wins this, as they are unequivocally permo-seething lunatics. Therefore Rangers and Celtic win. I don't think they are the most seething on these boards though, that's a tougher question. I only shared a board with St Mirren for a short while but they were almost to a man raging weirdos. Morton aren't really seething, it's just that none of them like each other and there's a lot of petty back and forth. Falkirk are a good shout, get seething at the hint of supporters of other clubs visiting their thread on a multi-club forum, but they do have some good eggs that redeem them. Clyde have some proper braindead rapist loving weirdos in their support and it's hard to ignore that. St Mirren probably just pip it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 3 hours ago, BFTD said: Hot takes: I believe Morton are closest to Faslane, thus would likely be the first to explode when thermonuclear war breaks out. Being located in Grangemouth, Falkirk will be vapourised if the oil refinery goes up. Cowden are in trouble if the Eye of Sauron ever turns in their direction. According to ChatGPT, Arthur's Seat is the most likely part of Scotland to experience a modern volcanic eruption. I believe Edinburgh City might be the closest club but, as they haven't detonated this season already, I think they're probably safe. Being located on the Great Glen, ICT is always a bit wary of any news about Continental Drift. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 3 hours ago, MazzyStar said: Dundee. I was at Ross County vs Dundee, Dundee were getting pumped, and quite a few of the Dundee fans were close to having a scrap. I have never been as raging at a game as I was at that one. Nobody in the Derry dared even interrupted my rant that evening as I went off on one, folk must've looked and thought 'Avoid, avoid, avoid'. I stayed until the final whistle to vent even more anger at McPake. Just getting fizzed up thinking about it. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 I always found both Hearts and Hibs had the most in ground fan seethe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 minute ago, johnnydun said: I have never been as raging at a game as I was at that one. Nobody in the Derry dared even interrupted my rant that evening as I went off on one, folk must've looked and thought 'Avoid, avoid, avoid'. I stayed until the final whistle to vent even more anger at McPake. Just getting fizzed up thinking about it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35139923 It was this game here, so a few years ago now. It all started off with one fan criticising the players, and another tried to say it wasn’t their fault () and it all escalated from there and about 10 folk ended getting involved in this argument. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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