endieinreekie Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 This is the sole reason that Walmart generally sell guns n ammo just after the main checkout area! IKEA, up your game ffs. IKEA should sell guns at the front door so that rage at having to go there can be properly expressed inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 IKEA should sell guns at the front door so that rage at having to go there can be properly expressed inside. Indeed but they would probably take about seven hours to construct before you realise the trigger is missing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Is he eating them dry? Was the milk in it previously? He's either eating dry cereal, cereal with warm milk or extremely soggy cereal. And looking a tit in the process. Milk was already in. Bordering on beast behaviour imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Two people, always teenagers, standing in two separate queues side by side (McDonalds/Ikea etc) and waiting to see which will be served first, with the other jumping across to join the quicker queue at the final moment. It enrages me on many levels and makes me concerned for the future of mankind. People who say that something enrages/pleases/ entertains them " on many levels", what does that even mean? It either slightly enrages you, mildly enrages you or gets right on your tits, but why "on many levels" . Just another modern phrase that people think is smart to use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Slipped coming out of Viva Brasil last night, ruining a button on the cuff of my jacket and bruising my hand. Thankfully Bothwell Street was unusually quiet. Was sober too! Bloody slippy soled brogues! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Pishy broon brogues?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 4 fish dead in fish tank this morning. :-( Roadside bomb?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 4 fish dead in fish tank this morning. :-( Minutes silence at New Douglas Park this evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Minutes silence at New Douglas Park this evening. Aye, they're only wee, 30 seconds each side and some tartare sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 4 fish dead in fish tank this morning. :-( Maybe they drowned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Teenagers go to Ikea? It's a meatball thing Grandad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Every day I come home from work the same way. Every day I get to same roundabout and some clownboot will be sitting waiting for ages because they don't understand the basic principle of giving way to traffic from the right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I've posted this before, but it continues to infuriate me; the way Americans pronounce 'herbs'. Just where the f**k do they get 'urhbs' from?! Why do they think that's an acceptable way to pronounce it? It makes people sound like the thickest fucks in the world when they say it. Also the term 'Brexit'. Herb is also a common name in the US, and is pronounced correctly in this case, which makes it even more f*cking ridiculous, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I haven't got thyme for that kind of shite. I;m too old for the pun caper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Our Sky broadband hub arrived today, but because they made an arse of my address, the account isn't live until the 3rd of March. Still without internet for another week, that'll be a month by the time we actually get it running. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I;m too old for the pun caper.Sage advice,but fennel it all end? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Sage advice,but fennel it all end? Someone is bound to get caraway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Someone is bound to get caraway. It's only a matter of thyme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeen-Warrior Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Folk that take for ever to order food at a fast food restraunt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Folk that take for ever to order food at a fast food restraunt I had to wait 10 mins for one guy at the shop this evening. First it was the shopping, which is fine, but then checking a pile of lottery tickets (shop keeper having to type some code in for each for whatever reason), then dicking about over a choice of fags, then trying to pay for the gas and lecky through the pay point machine, then wanting cashback etc. All whilst the shop assistant continued to face-up as a huge queue developed. Had there been another shop nearby then I would have actually just dumped the bread/milk/beer and gone elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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