mjw Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Put shoe trees in the new pair for a few days. That'll break them in. Haven't you ever made an absolute c**t of a job like that and then tried the old: "Sorry pet, I'm just hopeless at this...." Works every time. Allegedly. paint footprints on the carpet will get you an indefinite ban from this job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Was dropping the kids off at the pool and the cleaner chapped the door and shouted to see if anyone was in. Totally ruined the ambiance and I had to nip it and abandon play. A couple of times at my work I've been dropping a log when the cleaner has done the old chap on the door and asked if anyone is in. I said 'aye' but they just came in and cleaned the other cubicles and sinks etc whilst I was still shitting and wiping. Absolutely agree Elgin - this doesn't happen often just last night she said no to the final top up and said to have it today. The annoying thing is that its white wine that was left over and we never drink white ourselves usually so it would be sitting there until the next white wine drinker came round to visit if it were all down to her. Im tempted to drink it right now tbh. Wine is awful -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 I've had a video I'm uploading to youtube stuck on 58% for a while. In that time the minutes remaining has gone from 45 to 78 (79 in the time it's taken me to type this post). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Painting a fucking ceiling. Hate it with a vengeance. Superglue your feet to the ceiling and it's just like painting the floor, except you can't just throw a bucket of paint over it for ease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Rule The World winning the national @ 33/1. Looked at it, considered it and preferred Holywell. Holywell fell at the second fence. f**k MY LIFE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 (edited) Took careful consideration of all the runners and riders before making my selections. The wife picks the one with the same name as a Take That song. Eta. She got it at 50/1 Edited April 9, 2016 by supermik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 (edited) Boy I play football with got it at 50/1, had 2nd place and had 3rd place at 80/1. 5th as well! Cock Edited April 9, 2016 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 A couple of times at my work I've been dropping a log when the cleaner has done the old chap on the door and asked if anyone is in. I said 'aye' but they just came in and cleaned the other cubicles and sinks etc whilst I was still shitting and wiping. Wine is awful Wine and mushrooms are things you are not allowed to describe as awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Bikes riding 2 abreast. They seemed to enjoy the fact they had a convoy being them. Total fuds. Even my sweet 85 year old mum put the window down a shouted at the lycra loonies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Bikes riding 2 abreast. They seemed to enjoy the fact they had a convoy being them. Total fuds. Even my sweet 85 year old mum put the window down a shouted at the lycra loonies. Cue angry cyclists... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Linesmen that can't see a ball two foot over the line from ten feet away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Bikes riding 2 abreast. They seemed to enjoy the fact they had a convoy being them. Total fuds. Even my sweet 85 year old mum put the window down a shouted at the lycra loonies. Capy I posted this recently and got some absolute shite responses. Good luck. Obviously not the bit about your mum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weesiecodal Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Gavin Gunning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 I've had a video I'm uploading to youtube stuck on 58% for a while. In that time the minutes remaining has gone from 45 to 78 (79 in the time it's taken me to type this post).And another, later on: I'm tempted to see how long it has to take for the whole thing to break but my attention span doesn't stretch that far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Painting a fucking ceiling. Hate it with a vengeance. I take it that it's getting too late in the day for the wife to have the painters in? Is this too far? Apologies if so. A couple of times at my work I've been dropping a log when the cleaner has done the old chap on the door and asked if anyone is in. I said 'aye' but they just came in and cleaned the other cubicles and sinks etc whilst I was still shitting and wiping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Well that's an unpleasant thought. Hopefully they'd have plenty of bleach so I could dip my cock in it after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Replacement buses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Replacement buses. Were they any good?? Couldn't get tickets for their last concert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Bikes riding 2 abreast. They seemed to enjoy the fact they had a convoy being them. Total fuds. Even my sweet 85 year old mum put the window down a shouted at the lycra loonies. All you are doing here is admitting that you were willing to overtake one cyclist where it was not suitable to do so and not giving enough room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 I decided that I was backing a horse that was specifically at 33-1 but chose unioniste instead. Never even heard the horses name through the race. Came in 10th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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