Miguel Sanchez Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Going to a festival with a burd sounds horrible. I couldn't remain intimate with someone after they hadn't washed or shat in a toilet for four days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Folk who have real people's names as their username yet have someone else as their avatar. Bert Raccoon's not a real person M8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 That Patrick Bateman poster is meant to be a bit of a psycho though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Going to a festival with a burd sounds horrible. I couldn't remain intimate with someone after they hadn't washed or shat in a toilet for four days. You wash in a toilet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 People (my girlfriend and sons) who try to open the car door before its unlocked. They regularly fail to notice the lack of flashing indicator lights and the noise of the doors unlocking yet they still yank on the handle expecting the door to open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 People (my girlfriend and sons) who try to open the car door before its unlocked. They regularly fail to notice the lack of flashing indicator lights and the noise of the doors unlocking yet they still yank on the handle expecting the door to open. My wife does that with the boot and manages to catch it at unlock stage where i then have to use the key like some sort of heathen to open the thing.. Eejits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 When they designed those fobs for when I'm carrying stuff to my car so it's easier but it's no much help with my front door. I demand a fob for my house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Clothes sizing: wearing a t-shirt which is sized large but a bomber jacket I've bought in XXL doesn't fit? Standardizing ftw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 https://www.safe.co.uk/products/yale-smart-lock-remote-keyfob.html?ACODE=googlebase&gclid=CLydx7Xvqc0CFQ4TGwodIx8CKw Quite possibly your best ever post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Quite possibly your best ever post Until you see the price of the lock to go with it. https://www.safe.co.uk/products/yale-keyfree-with-remote-module-brass.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Clothes sizing: wearing a t-shirt which is sized large but a bomber jacket I've bought in XXL doesn't fit? Standardizing ftw. See also; standard fit, regular fit, custom fit, shark fit, slim fit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Clothes sizing: wearing a t-shirt which is sized large but a bomber jacket I've bought in XXL doesn't fit? Standardizing ftw. Same complaint about shoes. Last 4 pairs I've bought are all different sizes, all fit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Same complaint about shoes. Last 4 pairs I've bought are all different sizes, all fit. ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Ooft you need to see a doctor mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Time for the annual moan about the self-centred shitebags who turn up to their kids' end of year assemblies and do some, or all of the following: gab away loudly on their phones shout messages across the hall to their friends hop around between seats when the friends pretend not to hear them bring other, younger weans who run about screaming blue murder, without a word of reproach stand up and film the kids, despite having been asked not to by the school loudly get up and leave as soon as their kid's class has been on stage flatly refuse to f**k off and die On the other hand, live and let live, eh? Why be bothered by such trivialities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 American burds. All of them are complete psychos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 American burds. All of them are complete psychos. You OK hon? x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Aye exactly. I've got a large square of the garden dug up ready to put slabs down, can't get f**k all done at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Until you see the price of the lock to go with it. https://www.safe.co.uk/products/yale-keyfree-with-remote-module-brass.html I've more money than sense. About £3.40 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 (edited) People who thing anyone other than Ronaldo and Messi are the two best in history. People who call Brazilian Ronaldo the 'real Ronaldo.' Pele and Maradona. Messi is a poor man's Best Edited June 15, 2016 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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