invergowrie arab Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Wankroom My house has 6 wankrooms 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 My house has 6 wankrooms Every toilet is a wankroom, but not every wankroom is a toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Had the misfortune this morning of going swimming whilst half of the pool was taken up by an over 60s water aerobics keep fit class. Saggy tits flying all over the place. Only saving grace is that the instructor was a total wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Had the misfortune this morning of going swimming whilst half of the pool was taken up by an over 60s water aerobics keep fit class. Saggy tits flying all over the place. Only saving grace is that the instructor was a total wid.Granny Danger is looking out his speedos as we talk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Twice bet Wales 1-1 Twice shafted late 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 At least PB and throbber makes their fantasy tales entertaining. Mr Bairn is the Michael Owen of fantasists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 These European Championships, too many action replays whilst the game is still going on and spectators more interested in looking at themselves on the big screens than watching the game. Also coaches and their assistants who cover their mouth when speaking to each other in case someone is lip-reading. What's the big secret? I've noticed the same with tennis players during doubles games, hand over the mouth when talking to each other. And their habit of "fist-bumping" after every point whether they win it or lose it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 These European Championships, too many action replays whilst the game is still going on and spectators more interested in looking at themselves on the big screens than watching the game. Also coaches and their assistants who cover their mouth when speaking to each other in case someone is lip-reading. What's the big secret? I've noticed the same with tennis players during doubles games, hand over the mouth when talking to each other. And their habit of "fist-bumping" after every point whether they win it or lose it.Agreed. I was never a fan of the pre-match handshake ceremony but I hate this hand slap that has now become commonplace even more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Time for the annual moan about the self-centred shitebags who turn up to their kids' end of year assemblies and do some, or all of the following: gab away loudly on their phones shout messages across the hall to their friends hop around between seats when the friends pretend not to hear them bring other, younger weans who run about screaming blue murder, without a word of reproach stand up and film the kids, despite having been asked not to by the school loudly get up and leave as soon as their kid's class has been on stage flatly refuse to f**k off and die On the other hand, live and let live, eh? Why be bothered by such trivialities. Don't take the wife next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Every toilet is a wankroom, but not every wankroom is a toilet. True but it also depends upon what stage you are at in your life. for example, as a young teenager the World is quite literally your wankroom.........the quality of your wankroom surroundings increase as you get older. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Google Maps when you want to change the route and you end up with some clusterfuck like this- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 These European Championships, too many action replays whilst the game is still going on and spectators more interested in looking at themselves on the big screens than watching the game. Watched my first game of the tournament yesterday (England v Wales) and it was full of this. I'd have no hesitation in sending in riot squad snatch squads to sort these people out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Google Maps when you want to change the route and you end up with some clusterfuck like this- Capture.PNG Did you ask Google "what is the quickest way to the prozzies"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Did you ask Google "what is the quickest way to the prozzies"? Nah, I already know the way to your maw's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Time for the annual moan about the self-centred shitebags who turn up to their kids' end of year assemblies and do some, or all of the following: gab away loudly on their phones shout messages across the hall to their friends hop around between seats when the friends pretend not to hear them bring other, younger weans who run about screaming blue murder, without a word of reproach stand up and film the kids, despite having been asked not to by the school loudly get up and leave as soon as their kid's class has been on stage flatly refuse to f**k off and die On the other hand, live and let live, eh? Why be bothered by such trivialities. I'm frequently amazed at how rude / inconsiderate the general public can be. Wasn't that long ago that I was giving an evening lecture and somebody's phone went off. Normally the person in question would rush about and fumble the thing whilst trying to turn it off and limit embarrassment, but this guy just let it ring and ring. I had to stop and just stare the guy out along with the rest of room until he did something about it at least 30 secs later. C***. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Nah, I already know the way to your maw's. Cool. Maybe join you for a two's up some time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 The amalgamated Scottish Fire Service changing the Grampian area fire engines to red. I liked the classy white ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 What were the reasons for the white ones anyway?? Jeez, what next, ambulances without sirens??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 What were the reasons for the white ones anyway?? Probably cheaper than red ones. Or possibly the camouflage angle as suggested above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 (edited) What were the reasons for the white ones anyway?? Same colour if there are 'complications' at the scene. Saves confusion and taxpayers money on a respray. Edited June 17, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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