19QOS19 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 (edited) Lot of drivimg craic in this thread. One thing that does my tits in is road rage. Its for total fannies. As I keep explaining to my Mrs... What do you hope to acheive with your gesturing and horn blasting? Best case, everyone continues on regardless of your rage. Worst case, you get some mad b*****d or just someone on the wrong day and they get out and stab you. One of those is what would have happened if you had just stayed quiet and went about your business, the other is... well its a roadside stabbing. So road ragers... wind yer fuckin necks in cos iv got a knife ^^^ Shit driver type post FWIW I'm not a big one for road rage and was willing to swerve to avoid a collision and be done with it. But when the stupid bint beeped as if *I* was in the wrong, really set me off. Edited May 29, 2016 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Is Bairnardo an alias? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Is Bairnardo an alias?^^^Quick question thread for this pish. But should he start signing his posts off I's be happy to give it a good guess? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 If your suggesting I post under 2 names then no, I dont. This is my one and only account Have you previously posted on Pie and Bovril under another user name? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Negative... who do you have in mind so that I can search their work and see who you are likening me to Jings!!!! Sorry I don't do poster analysis so I couldn't compare you to anyone. In fact I forget the contents of most posts within 10 minutes of reading them so I'm unlikely to recognise style. I also forget what I have posted within 10 minutes of posting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Poor senile auld b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 When you pals you've had for years who visit your town and only come and see because you phone them and shame them into it. I am a billy no mates. The silver lining is they're p***ks anyway, so whatever. #winning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Went to a house for a BBQ/party yesterday with the other half and there was about 12 folk there with slightly more women than men. Two of the guys, who I didn't know, were very drunk and partaking in lots of homo erotic wrestling and penis punching which I later discovered was a struggle for some kind of perceived dominance. This got beyond the ritual head butting stage to both of them being horrifically offended at everything the other one said and one of them then phoning his brother to come to the house to help him sort the other one out. Violence was avoided when someone persuaded the fella with the big brother that going to the pub would be a better idea and they left. I watched all this going on and tried to figure out what happened to sitting about with other adults and getting pissed without fighting with anyone? It's something I've never encountered within my circle of friends and acquaintances who will drink, talk shite then stand up at some point and say "gaan hame, fucked". So in short my petty hate is folk that need a fight with a drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Went to a house for a BBQ/party yesterday with the other half and there was about 12 folk there with slightly more women than men. Two of the guys, who I didn't know, were very drunk and partaking in lots of homo erotic wrestling and penis punching which I later discovered was a struggle for some kind of perceived dominance. This got beyond the ritual head butting stage to both of them being horrifically offended at everything the other one said and one of them then phoning his brother to come to the house to help him sort the other one out. Violence was avoided when someone persuaded the fella with the big brother that going to the pub would be a better idea and they left. I watched all this going on and tried to figure out what happened to sitting about with other adults and getting pissed without fighting with anyone? It's something I've never encountered within my circle of friends and acquaintances who will drink, talk shite then stand up at some point and say "gaan hame, fucked". So in short my petty hate is folk that need a fight with a drink. Want some? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Want some? Depends, have you been drinking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Penis punching? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 When you pals you've had for years who visit your town and only come and see because you phone them and shame them into it. I am a billy no mates. The silver lining is they're p***ks anyway, so whatever. #winning The only think worse than p***ks like that are p***ks that fill your kids with Haribo, tell them they're allowed to run about daft, get them hyper as f**k and teach them to say things like "Jimmy Savile's Under 5s' disco". Some folk are just cocks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Penis punching? Yes, literally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 The only think worse than p***ks like that are p***ks that fill your kids with Haribo, tell them they're allowed to run about daft, get them hyper as f**k and teach them to say things like "Jimmy Savile's Under 5s' disco". Some folk are just cocks! Would you happen to be married to any of these people, by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Would you happen to be married to any of these people, by any chance? Under 5s? No, of course not. Is that not you and Mr Rational? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Under 5s? No, of course not. Is that not you and Mr Rational? We're still looking for a van to hold everyone in the BEAST club. Might need to be an articulated lorry at this rate, which would take us into a whole other BEASTly demographic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 We're still looking for a van to hold everyone in the BEAST club. Might need to be an articulated lorry at this rate, which would take us into a whole other BEASTly demographic. You could have a wee side line in killing prostitutes and hitch hikers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 You could have a wee side line in killing prostitutes and hitch hikers. Just need to work out Step 2 before we can get to the PROFIT! section. Can't foresee any issues with that TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Scotrail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 BT have charged us 130 quid for sending an engineer out despite telling us there would be no charge unless the problem was our fault - can't phone then today as office is shut. Raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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