Sweet Pete Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I'd say it sounds more like a sketchy brand of viagra. I thought you were supposed to be studying quantity surveying or something along those lines? And used to work on building sites? Surely you'd have come across the term at some point in those cases? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I had never heard the term intumescent until this - thankfully I don't work in a DIY shop. It is the smell inside a pyramid I would think 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Season has just finished and I've already seen a "coming soon...the wait is nearly over..." advert for beIN Sport's coverage of the 16/17 Bundesliga season! Christmas is just 207 days away! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Christmas is just 207 days away! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Christmas is just 207 days away! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Stop eating there then. Last time I was at such a place i blocked the toilet with sand found in my trainers from walking at the beach :lol: Why the f**k did you put sand down the toilet?! Is it because you are pretty much a beast who is used to shitting in sandpits and therefore thought to make the environs more like your usual shitting habitat? You're a fucking animal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Blame Kozma, it was the day we officially hooked up and i wasn't thinking straight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 When you're in a brewers fayre or one of the other generic eating places where kids run wild and you go for a piss and a heap of kids run into the bog, run in and out of the cubicles, fart about at the sinks, switch on the hand dryer then run out again. Of course one will go to leave before the rest and will helpfully hold the door wide open while he waits on everyone else. Meanwhile there is absolutely no chance of you getting rid of that piss. Another example of a place where these "hard working parents" go and expect other customers like me to ignore your misbehaving little shit. Last week I watched as a parenting team took their little yins into a bar for 2 hours so they could have a bevvy. Meanwhile their kids crawled over seats and nearly spilled my beers a good couple of times. Probably have the cheek to judge Kate and Gerry for being shite parents too. Well at least you know where your kids are eh. Getting right on my last nerve ya wasters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Blame Kozma, it was the day we officially hooked up and i wasn't thinking straight. Poor excuse for putting sand down a toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I thought you were supposed to be studying quantity surveying or something along those lines? And used to work on building sites? Surely you'd have come across the term at some point in those cases? Correct but I have never worked as a painter or done much painting at my own place so it's not something that has ever concerned me. Would have learned my shit about it had I worked in a building supplies store mind you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Trying to peel an orange when you've just trimmed your fingernails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 The close season, hate it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Euph? From what i am led to believe women prefer partners having short nails.. Having never had long nails i was unaware 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Trying to peel an orange when you've just trimmed your fingernails.Euph or no euph^^^ 1st world problems for this pish. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 The close season, hate it.Don't worry mate Bundesliga is back soon (see earlier post) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 From what i am led to believe women prefer partners having short nails.. Having never had long nails i was unaware .. and what about nuts, bolts and washers. Getting a chance to do some joinery sounds interesting but I like women for other reasons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 My GF threw out this lovely wee container that was used for storing kitchen utensils and sat on the work top out of everyone's way not bothering anyone. She claimed it was taking up too much room and that there was enough space for the utensils elsewhere, by enough space she obviously meant hanging two utensils on each part of the wall mounted utensil holder and stuffing the cutlery drawer full so that something always catches it when i try to open it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Scotrail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 My GF threw out this lovely wee container that was used for storing kitchen utensils and sat on the work top out of everyone's way not bothering anyone. She claimed it was taking up too much room and that there was enough space for the utensils elsewhere, by enough space she obviously meant hanging two utensils on each part of the wall mounted utensil holder and stuffing the cutlery drawer full so that something always catches it when i try to open it.Grounds for divorce / separation imho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Grounds for divorce / separation imho I know you may think it's not that big an issue there is nothing more frustrating than trying to open a cutlery drawer for it to be thwarted by all manner of utensils. The worst thing is the shelves are all stacked to the Point there is absolutely no room for anything else but she decided that the work top is over crowded despite this beautiful wee holder not being in anyone's way and serving a great and simple purpose. I'm buying a new one at pound shop today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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