Swarley Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I know you may think it's not that big an issue there is nothing more frustrating than trying to open a cutlery drawer for it to be thwarted by all manner of utensils. The worst thing is the shelves are all stacked to the Point there is absolutely no room for anything else but she decided that the work top is over crowded despite this beautiful wee holder not being in anyone's way and serving a great and simple purpose. I'm buying a new one at pound shop today.Save it for the judge when they find your girlfriend beaten to death with whisk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Euph? Just couldn't get my finger under the skin to peel it back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 My GF threw out this lovely wee container that was used for storing kitchen utensils and sat on the work top out of everyone's way not bothering anyone. She claimed it was taking up too much room and that there was enough space for the utensils elsewhere, by enough space she obviously meant hanging two utensils on each part of the wall mounted utensil holder and stuffing the cutlery drawer full so that something always catches it when i try to open it. Petty indeed! I went home yesterday to discover the programme display (EPG) on my tv had disappeared. It's exactly the same layout as Sky but now I can't see any programmes displayed. I didn't think much of it as the box isn't exactly legal so I've no grounds to complain. Until she came home. She mentions the EPG has disappeared and states that it only happened after she pulled the plug out from behind the box. So I naturally flip out and ask her why the f**k she would do that and not turn it off with the remote? She says the remote didn't have batteries as they were being used for the Kodi box (which was indeed true). But instead of switching the batteries back she decides to f**k about with a box she has no clue about and has fucked it. Her and technology are a no go. I've had to tell her numerous time not to pull my PS4 plug out as it could be in rest mode. If she fucks that I really will lose it. But the most annoying thing about all of it is that she is up the duff so I have to reel in my rage incase she starts crying or stabs me. Hence the OTT rant right now Women and technology 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 A kick to the pie would have sorted that situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 She's carrying my precious cargo. I'll tally up the pie kicking and give them all to her once my kid has arrived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 She's carrying my precious cargo. I'll tally up the pie kicking and give them all to her once my kid has arrived. Offer her the option of them all at once, or a 50% discount if you are allowed to do it without any warning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I hate when the wife phones me because the technology has beaten her. The last El Clasico I was stood in the pub trying to watch and she phoned me 3 times because she couldn't work the chromecast. I could feel myself seething as I was gonnae be much help from many miles away. Luckily she wasn't nearby to receive said boot to pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 My girlfriend enjoys playing the PlayStation but I need to set it up for her every time as she refuses to understand how it works - all that needs to be done is select the correct hdmi from the menu and then out the PlayStation on but this is too much for her to do on her own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Petty indeed! I went home yesterday to discover the programme display (EPG) on my tv had disappeared. It's exactly the same layout as Sky but now I can't see any programmes displayed. I didn't think much of it as the box isn't exactly legal so I've no grounds to complain. Until she came home. She mentions the EPG has disappeared and states that it only happened after she pulled the plug out from behind the box. So I naturally flip out and ask her why the f**k she would do that and not turn it off with the remote? She says the remote didn't have batteries as they were being used for the Kodi box (which was indeed true). But instead of switching the batteries back she decides to f**k about with a box she has no clue about and has fucked it. Her and technology are a no go. I've had to tell her numerous time not to pull my PS4 plug out as it could be in rest mode. If she fucks that I really will lose it. But the most annoying thing about all of it is that she is up the duff so I have to reel in my rage incase she starts crying or stabs me. Hence the OTT rant right now Women and technology Kodi box??? Do you mean Anazon Fire Stick? Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Been cited for jury duty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Been cited for jury duty. Probably too soon to be on the Kitchen Utensil Killer case. Sadly. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Kodi box??? Do you mean Anazon Fire Stick? They're different things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Kodi box??? Do you mean Anazon Fire Stick? Grimbo They're different things. ^^^ This. I suppose, technically it's an android box with Kodi built in. But it's far simpler to just say Kodi box and the majority of folk know what I mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 A box for keeping your Kodis in? Like a photo album? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 A box for keeping your Kodis in? Like a photo album? Photo album? What is this witchcraft you speak of?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 The Mysterious Case of the Crispy Pets?Scheme booting by the sounds of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 My girlfriend enjoys playing the PlayStation but I need to set it up for her every time as she refuses to understand how it works - all that needs to be done is select the correct hdmi from the menu and then out the PlayStation on but this is too much for her to do on her own. No wonder she struggles with your bizarre instructions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Pretentious restaurants. "Wild mushroom and pancetta fricassee, poached Cumbrian egg, spring leaf" "Venison and thyme meatballs, wild mushroom and Cornish yarg pasta" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Sounds good. Slum it up with ordering lager as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Two pints of Amstel are washing things down nicely. Pudding - "Textures of banana", "slow cooked apple balls" ice cream (blue cheese, burnt butter or basil) or elderflower sorbet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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