Andy Dufresne Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 (edited) I was selling tickets for a charity music night in the Howgate Centre and some thieving c**t stole a ticket off the table whilst I was talking to someone else. Edited July 2, 2016 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 I was selling tickets for a charity music night in the Howgate Centre and some thieving c**t stole a ticket off the table whilst I was talking to someone else. He sounds like a right Rebel Rebel. Sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 (edited) Interviewers. Andy Murray just won his match at Wimbledon, and the interviewer asked him how it feels to be performing at such a high level, as there were a few sporting legends in the crowd for this particular match. As if he was playing for a local boys' tennis club last week or something. Jesus suffering f**k. Edited for those who can't read too well. Edited July 2, 2016 by smpar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Interviewers. Andy Murray just won his match at Wimbledon, and the interviewer asked how he feels performing at such a high level now because there were a few sporting legends in the crowd for this particular match, as if he was playing for a local boys' tennis club last week or something. Jesus suffering f**k. If I could understand, i probably would agree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 If I could understand, i probably would agree. Edited for you, baby cakes x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Folk who don't know how to wear a kilt properly. Your kneecaps should be visible, pull the fucking thing up!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Pub's absolutely heaving for the Italy - Germany game, folk getting turned away at the door because it's over capacity and there's people sitting in here with kids eating lunch, not even watching the game. f**k off to McDonalds where you belong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Pub's absolutely heaving for the Italy - Germany game, folk getting turned away at the door because it's over capacity and there's people sitting in here with kids eating lunch, not even watching the game. f**k off to McDonalds where you belong.Sounds like a blessing in disguise being able to avoid a bunch of people pretending to be Italian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Sounds like a blessing in disguise being able to avoid a bunch of people pretending to be Italian Eye-talian. And they've all just got loud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Was in a boozer last night watching Belgium Wales with about 8 other customers. At HT the women who is employed on a Friday night to do the karaoke starts her gig and the football is muted. By 50mins into the game me and my mate leave and their was 1 customer remaining. Absolutely brilliant stuff from a pub to chase customers away with the woman employed to entice them in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Was in a boozer last night watching Belgium Wales with about 8 other customers. At HT the women who is employed on a Friday night to do the karaoke starts her gig and the football is muted. By 50mins into the game me and my mate leave and their was 1 customer remaining. Absolutely brilliant stuff from a pub to chase customers away with the woman employed to entice them in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmRgVyXvqXo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Sportsters muted the footy for the quiz on thursday night for the extra time. SPORTsters. That's where I went to watch the rest of the game. I very quickly realised why I hadn't been in a while though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Pub's absolutely heaving for the Italy - Germany game, folk getting turned away at the door because it's over capacity and there's people sitting in here with kids eating lunch, not even watching the game. f**k off to McDonalds where you belong.What time do they serve lunch till? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 The phrase 'LGBT community'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 What time do they serve lunch till? all day. Bring the kids over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 The phrase 'LGBT community'. Quite. In my experience diesel dykes hate girly queens. Not that I know anything about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 They were having a party in Edinburgh today around the Omni centre.Really, that explains it. I thought The Walk had gone to the dogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 People calling penalty shoot-outs a 'lottery'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 People calling penalty shoot-outs a 'lottery'. Aye, that as well. Since when was there an element of skill involved in winning the Euromillions jackpot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 That 'Wimbledon Laugh' you get from the crowd there from the mildest of entertaining moments, probably a middle aged 'I don't get out very often' woman effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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