weirdcal Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Mark Clattenburg's face. Stupid name for a cat, i'd stick with archie tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1465851325.111475.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 The last couple of weeks, I've been forced to watch this programme Love Island. For those of you who don't know what Love Island is, it's a reality dating show whereby an equal amount of ridiculously fucking thick, overly muscly guys and equally stupid girls are paired up in a villa in a presumably Spanish/Greek resort. They don't really do much, apart from pretending that their dull as f**k lives matter, as well as having those irritating arguments that - regardless of the topic of conversation - go something like this: "At the end of the day, yeah, d'you know what I mean, yeah? Like, I'm just one of these people, yeah, you get me?" I'm not an overt intelligent guy (this may have become quite obvious in my time as a P&B poster), but I feel that small parts of my intelligence are slowly fading away with every passing moment of watching this absolute clusterfuck of fake tan make-believe importance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 The last couple of weeks, I've been forced to watch this programme Love Island. For those of you who don't know what Love Island is, it's a reality dating show whereby an equal amount of ridiculously fucking thick, overly muscly guys and equally stupid girls are paired up in a villa in a presumably Spanish/Greek resort. They don't really do much, apart from pretending that their dull as f**k lives matter, as well as having those irritating arguments that - regardless of the topic of conversation - go something like this: "At the end of the day, yeah, d'you know what I mean, yeah? Like, I'm just one of these people, yeah, you get me?" I'm not an overt intelligent guy (this may have become quite obvious in my time as a P&B poster), but I feel that small parts of my intelligence are slowly fading away with every passing moment of watching this absolute clusterfuck of fake tan make-believe importance. Who the f**k is "forcing" you to watch that? Are you in Guantanamo bay or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 The last couple of weeks, I've been forced to watch this programme Love Island. For those of you who don't know what Love Island is, it's a reality dating show whereby an equal amount of ridiculously fucking thick, overly muscly guys and equally stupid girls are paired up in a villa in a presumably Spanish/Greek resort. They don't really do much, apart from pretending that their dull as f**k lives matter, as well as having those irritating arguments that - regardless of the topic of conversation - go something like this: "At the end of the day, yeah, d'you know what I mean, yeah? Like, I'm just one of these people, yeah, you get me?" I'm not an overt intelligent guy (this may have become quite obvious in my time as a P&B poster), but I feel that small parts of my intelligence are slowly fading away with every passing moment of watching this absolute clusterfuck of fake tan make-believe importance. And no doubt a few of these will go on to have successful careers as "celebrities" and role models for the gullible without having any talent at all. Talking of which I see a trailer for a new programme with Joey Essex where he puts on his usual "thick as shit" act (at least I hope it's an act). Can anybody actually be that thick. He'll be getting well paid for acting like a twat which is the most infuriating thing about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Who the f**k is "forcing" you to watch that? Are you in Guantanamo bay or something? Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 People now changing their Facebook pages to say we are Orlando. Cringe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 The last couple of weeks, I've been forced to watch this programme Love Island. For those of you who don't know what Love Island is, it's a reality dating show whereby an equal amount of ridiculously fucking thick, overly muscly guys and equally stupid girls are paired up in a villa in a presumably Spanish/Greek resort. They don't really do much, apart from pretending that their dull as f**k lives matter, as well as having those irritating arguments that - regardless of the topic of conversation - go something like this: "At the end of the day, yeah, d'you know what I mean, yeah? Like, I'm just one of these people, yeah, you get me?" I'm not an overt intelligent guy (this may have become quite obvious in my time as a P&B poster), but I feel that small parts of my intelligence are slowly fading away with every passing moment of watching this absolute clusterfuck of fake tan make-believe importance. Overtly* You knew that before you started watching Love Island. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 I'm off, and there's no afternoon game at the Euros🙠0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Aberdeen have now announced they will be holding a vigil for the dead in Florida 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 The last couple of weeks, I've been forced to watch this programme Love Island. Is that the show that Abi Titmuss shagged George Best's son on? I'd express surprise that it's still going, but that doesn't seem to go down well with reality TV fans Anyway, today's PTTGOYN is that I figured I'd get away with not varnishing the back fence this year, having done it last summer. Bloody weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 That I'm nervous as fck about my driving test later. 3rd attempt after 2 incredibly harsh previous ones. I only killed 3 people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 That I'm nervous as fck about my driving test later. 3rd attempt after 2 incredibly harsh previous ones. I only killed 3 people. Go in reckless and determined. Imagine you're Steve McQeen in Bullitt. I failed my first 2 for hesitating so went aggressive and broke the speed limit 3 times and still passed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 And no doubt a few of these will go on to have successful careers as "celebrities" and role models for the gullible without having any talent at all. Talking of which I see a trailer for a new programme with Joey Essex where he puts on his usual "thick as shit" act (at least I hope it's an act). Can anybody actually be that thick. He'll be getting well paid for acting like a twat which is the most infuriating thing about it. Said it before and I will say it again. I blame a certain female who is no longer with us for the promotion of the dip shit celebrity. Once she made a few bob, suddenly their were a few of them playing up to the idiot card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 (edited) Folk who have real people's names as their username yet have someone else as their avatar. Eta: People who describe General Knowledge as Jenny Knoll Edited June 14, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Eta: People who describe General Knowledge as Jenny Knoll 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Aberdeen have now announced they will be holding a vigil for the dead in Florida They're too late. We've moved onto something else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Folk that put their right hand on their chest for singing an anthem. Minter. Could be worse could be a straight armed and hand Roman/Fascist salute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 If it's an iPhone, go into your storage, select manage storage, click on the update then delete it. It is, I'll try that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Could be worse could be a straight armed and hand Roman/Fascist salute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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