vikingTON Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Anyone who either chooses or is forced to listen to Clyde 1 on a regular basis can only be infuriated at themselves for committing such crap life decisions. It is literally a radio station for scheme goblins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 hour ago, vikingTON said: Anyone who either chooses or is forced to listen to Clyde 1 on a regular basis can only be infuriated at themselves for committing such crap life decisions. It is literally a radio station for scheme goblins. Is that not part of Bauer media? If you have the misfortune of hearing one of their channels during the day, switch to another of their channels (forth 1) and it will be the same song. All their music comes from a central source and all the different presenters are just glorified continuity announcers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 The wife listens to "boogie in the morning" on forth 1, I can't stand it. Forced laughs, too much chat, and being told every minute "this is forth one" "live from Edinburgh" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, philpy said: The wife listens to "boogie in the morning" on forth 1, I can't stand it. Forced laughs, too much chat, and being told every minute "this is forth one" "live from Edinburgh" Thats one of the shows that i meant. Thats why he always mentions his "producer" in the studio. He's the guy that tells him when to talk and what song is coming up. They even do it with competitions on each station. Its the same questions being asked by all the different presenters to a single winner that makes you think that they are actually talking to each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 12 hours ago, thomas said: I hope the shouty "SOLD" estate agent guy that's on every Clyde 1 advert break is with them. "I'M DAVY HUTTON!!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 A little part of me dies inside when I switch on the radio expecting Ken Bruce and I hear Zoe fucking Ball instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 8 hours ago, Hillonearth said: I think whoever made that list up must identify as temporogender, which is a new one I made up for a gender which has the quality of having too much fucking time on its hands. HOW DARE YOU ASSIGN GENDER TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!!!11!!!!!1 YOU HAVE NO RIGHT11!!!!!!!11!1 Calling them a c**t is more than enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 I've been listening to the BBC World Service a bit in the car recently. My DAB is so complicated and it's the next station to 6 Music so I just flick between the two. They go way over the top to ensure no BBC bias, to the extent I think the producers are trolling. However mundane the subject, they go out of their way to fine the most borderline insane person with the most extreme views on the subject. "Helen is on the line from our Bristol studio and you are here to tell us cats make great pets. Zardoz, you are in our Baltimore studio and you wish to argue that cats are from the planet Zog and are here to turn us all into cat food". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 8 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: A little part of me dies inside when I switch on the radio expecting Ken Bruce and I hear Zoe fucking Ball instead. She was pretty good filling in on the 5 Live film programme a couple of times. She said she watched Alien with her kids (they were aged about 7). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 (edited) 28 minutes ago, throbber said: Does listening to the radio when on the go fairly chew your data usage up? I have gone also gone a couple of years without listening to the radio in the mornings because haven't had a decent docking station to listen through, quite liked boogie in the morning a few years ago! Boogie and Radio 1? You're too old for this carry on now. Edited September 21, 2016 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 On Real Radio this morning they said in a survey that Glasgow has the worst road rage in the UK. Can't be any worse than London I thought. Then some bint said we would all remember where we were when heard Brad and Angelina divorced and it all made sense, London doesn't have to listen to this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 14 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: After returning home unexpectedly Hoss and Little Joe could never look at their father the same way again, and moved away shortly afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Does wee fat Bob still do Forth FM at 9pm? Loved his show, great craic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Face swapping. Get this shyte canned and the plebs who do this pish back in the sea. It's not funny and i don't care, just fcking get hit by a bus or something your spare time instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Fucking phone call at half 10 woke me up and now I'm lying here wide awake. p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Fucking phone call at half 10 woke me up and now I'm lying here wide awake. p***k. Same thing happened to me. I'm at work right enough.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 12 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Fucking phone call at half 10 woke me up and now I'm lying here wide awake. p***k. Kitten got me up at 6am this morning for his breakfast. Now hes fast asleep happy as larry and im bloody shattered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Kitten got me up at 6am this morning for his breakfast. Now hes fast asleep happy as larry and im bloody shattered Cat came in and meowed at us at about 6 this morning. I usually chuck a cushion at him but this morning I went to lob a shoe (tan leather loafer) at him and he instantly shut up and went to sleep. Show this kitten you mean business and he might let you sleep a bit longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Letterbox with a jury service citation woke me up this morning. You c***s don't know you're born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 30 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Cat came in and meowed at us at about 6 this morning. I usually chuck a cushion at him but this morning I went to lob a shoe (tan leather loafer) at him and he instantly shut up and went to sleep. Show this kitten you mean business and he might let you sleep a bit longer. Not reached the stage where i wanna throw things at him, don't get me wrong, he leaped onto my back the other night while i was preparing his dinner and i wanted to call him every name under the sun cause he dug his claws in. But i wanna make sure he doesn't realize how much of an arsehole i am 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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