deej Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, GordonD said: Maybe your bung wasn't big enough. If I had a pound every time I'd been told that.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 People chewing food with their mouth open. Fucking minging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Straining/pulling a thigh muscle while unleashing a thunderbolt of a shot at 5s last night has had me in a great deal of pain today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Well it wasn't my cooking as I've been fine It was yesterday a day of eating utter crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 A woman with a child in the front seat driving with her lights off at 6PM as I was coming home there. I underestimated the rage some of you were mentioning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 20 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Continuity woman on Channel 4 talking about some veterinary programme. "... treating a Rottweiler, one of the more trickier patients" You talk for a living, try figuring out how to fucking do it. It took me a second reading to realise you weren't upset at calling a fucking dog a "patient". I am, in case it wasn't immediately obvious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 21 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Continuity woman on Channel 4 talking about some veterinary programme. "... treating a Rottweiler, one of the more trickier patients" You talk for a living, try figuring out how to fucking do it. If you're going to criticise others' grammar, you'd be advised to desist from splitting the infinitive. Just saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 If you're going to criticise others' grammar, you'd be advised to desist from splitting the infinitive. Just saying. I see your point, but Miguel doesn't talk for a living, I think that was the point of his post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Joe Hart's goalie gloves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 I've got another eggheads related one. When the contestant is given the 3 choice answer. Jez asks the question & contestant goes thru what are not the answers before going for the correct answer. If I was Jez I'd take what they say first & give them a red ex. Aaaarggghhh, Jez scream at them I asked what the answer is, not what it is not!!! Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Our washing machine finally died at the end of last week, and I've spent the last few days trying to troubleshoot the problem and/or get a call-out at a reasonable price. I'd forgotten how quickly the dirty laundry stacks up, so I'll probably be wearing a bedsheet toga by the time the new one arrives on Friday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sx Drugz N Martin Jol Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Chicken and mushroom potnoodles, regular size and king size you get the same amount of soy sauce..... does my head in!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sx Drugz N Martin Jol Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Joe Hart's goalie gloves. Joe Harts puss And his irritating head and shoulders advert.... word to the wise of you're paying somone to market your hair care product make sure he's not going fucking bald!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 5 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Just been through the same caper a fortnight ago. Didn't actually realise how much washing gets done in our house and the chaos not having a working washing machine causes. Got a new machine last week though thankfully Me too, and my mate at work. It's an epidemic...that's not a type of washing machine. I think the world is about to end as the machines begin to rebel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 You chaps could do your smalls in the sink, you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Last year when ours broke we took two massive black bags of washing down to the laundrette and it came back dry, folded and uncreased in otherwise better than our usual washing for around 20 quid. Was tempted to stick with that going forward tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 going forward tbh. Business speak thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 40 minutes ago, mjw said: Business speak thread for this pish. Stopping people doing business speak is like trying to nail jelly to the ceiling. We really need the mods to put a stop to it otherwise we'll get ourselves into an "I'm Spartacus" situation and we risk throwing the baby out with the bathwater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 6 hours ago, Bold Rover said: You chaps could do your smalls in the sink, you know. No need, you know the drill from right way to outside in and back to front. Not even close to running out yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Business speak thread for this pish. Only recently started working in an office environment. The term 'touch base' gets me absolutely seething every time I hear it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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