welshbairn Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Big Rider said: He has a lesbian aura about him. That's a wid then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 It's a firm widnae from me matey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Got the teuchter father in law round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 54 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Got the teuchter father in law round. Ochone, ochone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Myself with a drink in. After hogmanay I'm aff it for a while. I'm just not very good around people and drink more than I should to take the edge off the anxiety, but then say/do cringeworthy shite that make me hate myself when I hear about it or remember snippets of it the day after. This obviously just makes it worse the next time I meet up with them because of the extreme levels of paranoia that they all hate me after last time so I end up blootered again. I just have to make up my mind what I hate more- acting like a bell end when I'm drunk, or staying off it and therefore never getting my hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Drink makes everyone act like a c**t. Try swedgers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, WFAANW said: Drink makes everyone act like a c**t. Try swedgers Super strength swedgers have a tendency to make one make a bit of a c**t of oneself as well. Ask Lionel: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Super strength swedgers have a tendency to make one make a bit of a c**t of oneself as well. Ask Lionel: Wondering what pills he was on. Just out of curiosity obviously 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, WFAANW said: Wondering what pills he was on. Just out of curiosity obviously I remember somebody telling me at the time it was a mixture of ketamine and gbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 That remains one of the greatest YouTube videos ever. The quality gurning and facial expressions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Me, when I continually get a hand full of body wash and stick it in my hair as if it's the shampoo I've just used. Becoming all too frequent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Hermes delivery. Said they attempted to deliver my parcel this morning but I was in at the said time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Children People who walk six abreast in shopping centres The fact I've just heard This Time of Night by New Order in an advert for a Jamie Oliver programme 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Christmas cards with polar bears AND penguins on them. WTF !!! One of them Artic Circle the other only found South of the equator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Deanburn Dave said: Christmas cards with polar bears AND penguins on them. WTF !!! One of them Artic Circle the other only found South of the equator. Still a more believable scene than the nativity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Me, when I continually get a hand full of body wash and stick it in my hair as if it's the shampoo I've just used. Becoming all too frequent. It's all the same thing, isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 It's all the same thing, isn't it? No, that's like saying a company that was liquidated and started again with a similar name in the same offices is the same company 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Using "cum" instead of "come" in a sexual context. "Cum" should be reserved for phrases like " the aubergine cum butt plug came in handy". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Using "cum" instead of "come" in a sexual context. "Cum" should be reserved for phrases like " the aubergine cum butt plug came in handy". Are you thinking of cross-cum-shot and like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Is 'aubergine cum' one of the new superfoods at Waitrose? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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