Bert Raccoon Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 I've managed to break my heel bone after climbing a fence to retrieve a football. I'm 35 years old for f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Ever since this stupid fucking upgrade on my phone I can't seem to type anything without it being littered with typos and have to go back and correct the lot. Either that or my thumb has been on the pies recently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Never even knew we had heel bones. How the f**k did you manage that and more importantly, how drunk were/are you? Out playing football (not drunk) ball goes over 7ft fence, climb fence, fall, break heel bone. I just hoping they'll give me some drugs and send me on my merry way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Never even knew we had heel bones. How the f**k did you manage that and more importantly, how drunk were/are you? It's connected to your foot bone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 I've managed to break my heel bone after climbing a fence to retrieve a football. I'm 35 years old for f**k sake.[emoji38] ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Anyway... PTTGOYN on FB of the Day:- Those "we've made a video to celebrate you and [insert name] being friends for six years" things. That can GTF, particularly when it's more of an acquaintance that a genuine friend. - Runners, and there's a plague of them, that are all giving me constant updates to not just their event times, but their post-work evening run ones also. I know nothing about what's a respectable, good or fantastic marathon / 10k time because, well, I simply don't care. More annoying when you just want to hit that ignore option but also don't because some of their other stuff is quite useful. One or two, maybe, but it's like a whole news feed at times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Got an email from my work this morning (HR although obviously automated unless they've gone completely fucking cuckoo) saying "A little bird tells me it's nearly your birthday, well when it comes hope you have a great day". Go f**k yerselves. Kind regards MM FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 43 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Got an email from my work this morning (HR although obviously automated unless they've gone completely fucking cuckoo) saying "A little bird tells me it's nearly your birthday, well when it comes hope you have a great day". Go f**k yerselves. Birthday cards. If there is no money in them then f**k off. Waste of time and clutter up the living room for a week scattering all over the place when the door gets shut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 14 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Birthday cards. If there is no money in them then f**k off. Waste of time and clutter up the living room for a week scattering all over the place when the door gets shut. My daughter turned 9 a couple of weeks ago. A few days later, a card arrived from Scotland. She excitedly ripped the envelope open, shook the card until money fell out and disappeared into her room with the cash without so much as a glance at the card. I was so proud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomCat Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Putting up the wee checkout divider for the next person and not getting a "thank you" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Bright mornings. My son came into my room this morning and a little bit startled I lashed out with a back hand across his face with my eyes still closed. It was soft enough but he started blubbing so we got up and started making breakfast then went in to put the TV on.4.55 AM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 16 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: My old neighbours used to be Chinese, they probably still are. Their kids were called Katie and Ting. I asked about their names and they explained they wanted Western names for them. "Oh right, fair enough." I was in groups with a few Asian guys at University, and some of the Western names they'd chosen were brilliant. Star, Elvis and my personal favourite... Maverick. He certainly lived up to the name as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Just found out too late that Clach are playing a friendly in Nairn today, at 1pm. Lovely day for it too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 I was in groups with a few Asian guys at University, and some of the Western names they'd chosen were brilliant. Star, Elvis and my personal favourite... Maverick. He certainly lived up to the name as well. Worked with a Filipino welder offshore who was called "Superman"I thought it was a nickname as he was shit hot at his job & very helpful.In the smoke-shack one day, I asked his real name. It was indeed Superman! He produced his passport to prove it- the guy was in his 40's so not from the movies I'm guessing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 32 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I was in groups with a few Asian guys at University, and some of the Western names they'd chosen were brilliant. Star, Elvis and my personal favourite... Maverick. He certainly lived up to the name as well. Did he take your breath away? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Everyone employed by the BBC to cover Wimbledon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 1 hour ago, ThomCat said: Putting up the wee checkout divider for the next person and not getting a "thank you" Almost as bad as the tossers who don't put the thingmy on the checkout after they load their shopping. I take great delight in loading my stuff as close to their's as possible... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 (edited) Workmate has just posted a photo of his 7 year old (guessing) niece draped in Union Jack about to go to today's Orange walk The future is fucked. I just hope by the time she's old enough to vote we aren't part of that god ugly flag. Edited July 8, 2017 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I was in groups with a few Asian guys at University, and some of the Western names they'd chosen were brilliant. Star, Elvis and my personal favourite... Maverick. He certainly lived up to the name as well. I used to know a Filipino girl who lived in Uxbridge who called herself Tracy San Diego. A nice balance between the common and the exotic I felt. She introduced me to flatliner shots - sambuca, tabasco and tequila. I don't know if they were called flatliners because the tabasco separated the two drinks and gave the appearance of a flat red line from the side or because your heart stops after too many. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Football supporters who hold their scarves up for the camera - and the team name is upside-down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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