Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Almost there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Winner?! Edited to add: What a shite 100,000th post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Again please, not waiting for 200,000 for something better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 The seethe is strong. When do I get my award? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 The "I absolutely love tennis" brigade that appear at this time every year and probably think that Flushing Meadows is something to do with the sanitation business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 The "I absolutely love tennis" brigade that appear at this time every year and probably think that Flushing Meadows is something to do with the sanitation business. I feel like I've spent a month already saying "tennis is pish" to folk when they ask my thoughts in Wimbledon. I don't think tennis is pish I just don't watch it and can't be fucked having some ill informed half conversation about it know they'll have forgotten tennis even exists in 3 weeks time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Whatsapp - you may have messages. I either do or I don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 I'm feeling jealous of Aberdeen's recruitment. I shouldn't as we're not in the same market for players and we've recruited well, but I keep flashing back to the years they continually finished bottom six and the various pastings we've given them and getting a pang of the green eyed monster that they can pay transfer fees, generate transfer fees from sales and sign high calibre players. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Yesterday, one of my colleagues sent me an instant message to let me know that Andy Murray had been beaten. When I asked why, her response was "Oh, I assumed you'd be a fan." First of all...why would you assume that? I'm Scottish, he's Scottish therefore we have some kind of bond? Second of all...if you thought I was a fan, why would you tell me result? Either I would already know, in which case what was the point? Or I wouldn't yet know, and was planning to watch later, in which case you would've spoiled it for me. I'm trying to see a positive in her behaviour but the only thing I'm coming up with is that she thought I'd be upset and wanted to gloat. Bizarre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 16 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Yesterday, one of my colleagues sent me an instant message to let me know that Andy Murray had been beaten. When I asked why, her response was "Oh, I assumed you'd be a fan." First of all...why would you assume that? I'm Scottish, he's Scottish therefore we have some kind of bond? Second of all...if you thought I was a fan, why would you tell me result? Either I would already know, in which case what was the point? Or I wouldn't yet know, and was planning to watch later, in which case you would've spoiled it for me. I'm trying to see a positive in her behaviour but the only thing I'm coming up with is that she thought I'd be upset and wanted to gloat. Bizarre. He was beaten by a Yank so gloating was probably involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Those Magic Eye/3D Puzzle things. I still can't do them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: The "I absolutely love tennis" brigade that appear at this time every year and probably think that Flushing Meadows is something to do with the sanitation business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 The "I absolutely love tennis" brigade that appear at this time every year and probably think that Flushing Meadows is something to do with the sanitation business. Let's Go Mets! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Yesterday, one of my colleagues sent me an instant message to let me know that Andy Murray had been beaten. When I asked why, her response was "Oh, I assumed you'd be a fan." First of all...why would you assume that? I'm Scottish, he's Scottish therefore we have some kind of bond? Second of all...if you thought I was a fan, why would you tell me result? Either I would already know, in which case what was the point? Or I wouldn't yet know, and was planning to watch later, in which case you would've spoiled it for me. I'm trying to see a positive in her behaviour but the only thing I'm coming up with is that she thought I'd be upset and wanted to gloat. Bizarre. She wanted to initiate conversation with a view to letting you pump her. You've blown it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 24 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Those Magic Eye/3D Puzzle things. I still can't do them. I could never see the things people claimed to be able to see in those things, I'm convinced it was all just a ruse and people were never able to see anything in them but just didn't want to be left out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 55 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: She wanted to initiate conversation with a view to letting you pump her. You've blown it. If that's the case, then may I say "Phew!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Every time I try to bond something using superglue, I always end up getting it on my fingers, no matter how careful I try to be. I can be quite clumsy at times, so I don't know if its just me who has this problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Wear gloves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 12 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Wear gloves. Tinder thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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