Tony Ferrino Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 10 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Jehova's Witness weirdos don't hang about train stations and chap doors hoping to convert you. It is their duty to Jehova, and is to ensure they are saved. They wouldn't pish on you if you were on fire. Religion is all about people doing the right thing for the right reasons. Thats why they need the threat of eternal damnation hanging over them all the time. Everyone else has no morals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 6 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Religion is all about people doing the right thing for the right reasons. Thats why they need the threat of eternal damnation hanging over them all the time. They perceive everyone else to have no morals. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 (edited) 17 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Jehova's Witness weirdos don't hang about train stations and chap doors hoping to convert you. It is their duty to Jehova, and is to ensure they are saved. They wouldn't pish on you if you were on fire. Dehydrated for the walking? My pishe of the day. Vegans, why? Here in the Jungles of Thailand we eat rat arses when cooked well. Some snot noses pale fucker telling us that they are vegan, everyone thinks. Ok when the shite hit the fan, you'll be the first for the roast. Arseholes!! Edited May 7, 2018 by SlipperyP 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: Dehydrated for the walking? My pishe of the day. Vegans, why? Here in the Jungles of Thailand we eat rat arses when cooked well. Some snot noses pale fucker telling us that they are vegan, everyone thinks. Ok when the shite hit the fan, you'll be the first for the roast. Arseholes!! Put so much better than I could. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Put so much better than I could. It’s superb. I think Slippery learned English from watching old episodes of Monkey! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It’s superb. I think Slippery learned English from watching old episodes of Monkey! Throbber's got a hangover, just ignore him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 He speaks more sense than you do you absolute w****r. Day 2 of the hangover throbs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 27 minutes ago, throbber said: He speaks more sense than you do you absolute w****r. Away and have a chaser you fat gimp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Play nicely! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 My daughter woke me up at 7 this morning and the mood isn’t the best. Fortunately I’m going out to the pub for 2 o clock and will have a curer there.This is surely trolling? Woke you up at 7??? GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 9 minutes ago, throbber said: She sleeps from 8pm - 7 am usually, sometimes wakes up at around 4 am but she didn't last night which was nice of her. I just tended to her first thing so I could give my girlfriend a lie in. I'm with you @throbber. Her's a Monday Club une for me & you. Thanks for he back up earlier, meant a lot. Just had a wee nap, back on it now. Jealousy will kill. (their hearts) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Some chunt stole my bike last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 [emoji38] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 A quick whizz onto the Evening Express website which was loading very slowly on the work computer there. Noticed that Hayley McQueen got engaged and was met with a photo caption: "Hayley shows off her ring in front of Dunnottar Castle." Once the photo loaded, it wasn't what I was hoping for. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 The way sausages roll over in a frying pan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 TV Licence. Lot of shite to pay for the privilege of 3 channels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 TV Licence. Lot of shite to pay for the privilege of 3 channels. Haven’t paid for one, ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 1 hour ago, supermik said: Some chunt stole my bike last night. The motorbike that you've clocked up 80 miles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Haven’t paid for one, ever. My girlfriend set it up because she was concerned over people coming to the house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 My girlfriend set it up because she was concerned over people coming to the house. My ex was intent (as were her family) in getting a TV licence over legal concerns. With them being from England they see it as some sort of necessity. Told them that most people in Scotland don’t pay it at all. A boot in the pie and a stern telling that licensing people can’t come into the house unless you let them is needed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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