GordonD Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 59 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Not having Mc/Mac standardised is always a PTTGOYN for me. Someone could say their surname is McKenzie. It could be spelled McKenzie, MacKenzie, Mackenzie. They all sound the same. True enough when you're meeting somebody for the first time but the OP gave the examples of Macdonald's and Macleish and for household names like those there's no excuse for getting them wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Mrs Mathematics goes tonto when her name is spelled MacDonald instead of Macdonald. Apparently there’s a big difference. I can never work it out between the shouts of “the fucking Campbells “. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 55 minutes ago, mathematics said: Mrs Mathematics goes tonto when her name is spelled MacDonald instead of Macdonald. Apparently there’s a big difference. I can never work it out between the shouts of “the fucking Campbells “. let the soup overboil did she? Kick her in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: let the soup overboil did she? Kick her in the pie. There's no way I'd get a tin of Campbells across the threshold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 45 minutes ago, mathematics said: There's no way I'd get a tin of Campbells across the threshold. Euph? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 10 hours ago, mathematics said: Mrs Mathematics goes tonto when her name is spelled MacDonald instead of Macdonald. Apparently there’s a big difference. I can never work it out between the shouts of “the fucking Campbells “. My wife hates when her surname is spelled MacDonald as well. That's because her surname is Stewart though. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 My wife hates when her surname is spelled MacDonald as well. That's because her surname is Stuart though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Dog owners who don't seem to hear their dogs barking. 5am this morning there was one yapping away for a good 10 minutes. The same one (sounded like it) did the same thing at half 6. Who the f**k hears that and doesn't think to either tell the dog off or get it in the house? Absolute fucking scumbag behaviour. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 22 hours ago, Moomintroll said: 22 hours ago, Shandon Par said: You're right - must be subliminal. A Dunfermline figure, who may have been mentioned elsewhere on here recently got into a rammy with bouncers at a Sunday Sport tour event in the town as he thought his £10 or £20 lapdance from Ms McKenzie "would at least entitle him to a feel of her tits". Necromancy at best her "tits" would have been long gone by that point. On another point, it is quite annoying being Scottish and having the surname Nicol in England right now. PTTGOYN thread for this pish I know, but we are not all fucking related. Sorry - I meant this guy was mentioned on here recently. The incident was back in the mid 90s when they were still natural. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Dog owners who don't seem to hear their dogs barking. 5am this morning there was one yapping away for a good 10 minutes. The same one (sounded like it) did the same thing at half 6. Who the f**k hears that and doesn't think to either tell the dog off or get it in the house? Absolute fucking scumbag behaviour. My old flat was like that. 7am every Saturday and Sunday morning the old cunt across the back from me would let his fucking little p***k of a dog out and it would bark for 20 minutes solid. It eventually stopped when my next door neighbour threatened both the dog and his owner with prolonged physical violence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) Clocks that still haven't been changed three days later - bus I was on, shop I was in and coffee machine at my work (which for some reason has a clock). As Jimmy Calderwood used to say, "Sloppy"..... Edited April 4, 2019 by tarapoa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, tarapoa said: Clocks that still haven't been changed three days later - bus I was on, shop I was in and coffee machine at my work (which for some reason has a clock). As Jimmy Calderwood use to say, "Sloppy"..... You should worry about clocks being an hour out- it's still 1690 in some places in Scotland... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 When someone dies and a news site not only shows tweets from random folk but then also quote the same tweet in the body of the report. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 hours ago, tarapoa said: As Jimmy Calderwood use to say, "Sloppy"..... Can he not say it anymore? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 10 hours ago, HenryHill said: When someone dies and a news site not only shows tweets from random folk but then also quote the same tweet in the body of the report. c***s. It would be amusing if one of the tweets said something along the lines of "F*cking YES! Points in the P&B Dead Pool..." 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 The overhype for some TV programme called "Fleabag" which I have never seen and have no intention of watching. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 When someone dies and a news site not only shows tweets from random folk but then also quote the same tweet in the body of the report. c***s.This does my tits in, not just for deaths but all stories seem het for this kind of lazy journalism. The amount of articles you see now that are almost entirely composed of what is said in all the tweets/posts etc that they have just pictured is unbelievable. If I wanted to know what x_Tracey_x from Grimsby or BigDaveWATP from Peterhead thought about current affairs I would go on twitter or Facebook to find out, which I don't do as I couldn't give 2 hoots about what any of these people's opinions are. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 31 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: This does my tits in, not just for deaths but all stories seem het for this kind of lazy journalism. The amount of articles you see now that are almost entirely composed of what is said in all the tweets/posts etc that they have just pictured is unbelievable. If I wanted to know what x_Tracey_x from Grimsby or BigDaveWATP from Peterhead thought about current affairs I would go on twitter or Facebook to find out, which I don't do as I couldn't give 2 hoots about what any of these people's opinions are. Or when "journalists" are scrambling for column inches go on Twitter or some YouTube video and quote it word for word. If I wanted to know what Stevie Slippy G said to Rangers TV I would have watched the interview myself. Now piss off do your job and report some actual news 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Now piss off do your job and report some actual newsIn Keith Jackson’s case this just involves inventing any old lies / shite that will entice the troglodytes to buy that bogroll rag he works for....e.g. “Wealth off the radar”“Every Rangers player assaulted by Hibs fans”“Alex McLeish sacked”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: In Keith Jackson’s case this just involves inventing any old lies / shite “Every Rangers player assaulted by Hibs fans” It’s nice to get some good news stories in these gloomy times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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