GordonD Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Salvo Montalbano said: Vicky introduces the teams at the start with a little bit of (implausible sounding) trivia about each member I'm always left wanting more at that bit, wondering what the background is. "Tom once got a hot tip on a racehorse from the Dalai Lama. Dick fell off a penny farthing bicycle in front of Princess Margaret. And Harry had his cheese stolen from a communal fridge in a hostel." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 All this chat about La Coren and no one has picked up when she wears a low cut top she had wonky tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Anyone buying the place will have throbber turning up at the door most weekends drunkenly fumbling with his keys trying to get in. He needs to get some sort of keyless card entry device. The peasant that he is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 All this chat about La Coren and no one has picked up when she wears a low cut top she had wonky tits.Pics or I don't believe it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said: 2 hours ago, Zen Archer said: All this chat about La Coren and no one has picked up when she wears a low cut top she had wonky tits. Pics or I don't believe it. The right one seems to want to pop out all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 hours ago, GordonD said: I'm always left wanting more at that bit, wondering what the background is. "Tom once got a hot tip on a racehorse from the Dalai Lama. Dick fell off a penny farthing bicycle in front of Princess Margaret. And Harry had his cheese stolen from a communal fridge in a hostel." Unfunny comedians thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 26 minutes ago, supermik said: Unfunny comedians thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Don't bet silly, bet savvy. Get in the sea, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 (edited) My missus just said, "wow, look at that Bruno Mars, he looks cool" ... swoon swoon...... "and a brilliant dancer" Wait a fucking minute. If I cut about like that you'd be nowhere fucking near me. Edited April 18, 2019 by whiskychimp 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 My missus just said, "wow, look at that Bruno Mars, he looks cool" ... swoon swoon...... "and a brilliant dancer" Wait a fucking minute. If I cut about like that you'd be nowhere fucking near me. Depends on the amount of money you also have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Depends on the amount of money you also have Exactly along with the environment that money allows you to be viewed within. Would he look as cool doing a Tuesday night down the Parkdean caravan park dressed and acting in the exact same manner, I think not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 8 hours ago, whiskychimp said: My missus just said, "wow, look at that Bruno Mars, he looks cool" ... swoon swoon...... "and a brilliant dancer" Wait a fucking minute. If I cut about like that you'd be nowhere fucking near me. I get that too. I grow a beard for a few days and she says "don't come near me you look like a fucking pirate" then the next minute she's swooning over someone on tv with a beard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 I get that too. I grow a beard for a few days and she says "don't come near me you look like a fucking pirate" then the next minute she's swooning over someone on tv with a beard. Yes, but with respect, Brian Blessed is one handsome, sexy bästärd. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: I get that too. I grow a beard for a few days ^^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^^ Why don’t you stick to clogging up the sewers in London with concrete? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 ^^^^ Wid, 26 f**king minutes on a Bank Holiday people. What is wrong with this place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 16 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 44 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^^ Wid, 26 f**king minutes on a Bank Holiday people. What is wrong with this place. It’s gone to shit, m8. I blame Ecksit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 TV adverts that say "just" when referring to expensive products. For many that are on the breadline and hearing that a coffee machine is just £300, it's probably going to make them feel a bit more s**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: TV adverts that say "just" when referring to expensive products. For many that are on the breadline and hearing that a coffee machine is just £300, it's probably going to make them feel a bit more s**t. Let's not think about poor people today, enjoy the holidays. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 A beautiful sunny day and Scotland is just about the only country in western Europe that doesn't get Good Friday off thanks to John Knox and his miserable chums... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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