Sergeant Wilson Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Women who spray themselves with perfume in confined public spaces (lifts, public transport, etc). I cannot overstate the rage this fills me with, as it often kicks off a migraine, and I'm inexplicably not allowed to murder them. I wonder why they do this in close proximity to you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 13 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: He kissed a girl (he asked and she said yes) So HE said. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: 4 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Women who spray themselves with perfume in confined public spaces (lifts, public transport, etc). I cannot overstate the rage this fills me with, as it often kicks off a migraine, and I'm inexplicably not allowed to murder them. Nail polish as well. It's incredibly strong and bogging. Women are definitely the more inconsiderate breed on public transport. You're not a massive fan of women are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 9 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Been in a hotel most weeks for the last 3 months or so and can't put into words the disdain I have for physically able people taking the lift one level. Was in a Spanish hotel last week with my wife in her wheelchair. We were on the 1st floor, restaurant on the floor below. In the morning trying to go to breakfast the lift would come down loaded with people, stop at our floor then everyone inside would stare intently at their feet as they refused to walk down one flight of stairs and let a disabled woman in the lift. Apart from one Dutch couple, once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 You're not a massive fan of humans are you?FTFY. Ironically enough another great example why, below. Was in a Spanish hotel last week with my wife in her wheelchair. We were on the 1st floor, restaurant on the floor below. In the morning trying to go to breakfast the lift would come down loaded with people, stop at our floor then everyone inside would stare intently at their feet as they refused to walk down one flight of stairs and let a disabled woman in the lift. Apart from one Dutch couple, once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Taking the fiance to a musical tonight, had bought her tickets for her birthday a couple of months ago.Last minute yesterday thought about cooling a properly nice meal when I get home, did some research and chose Butternut Squash risotto.Got home last night and she'd made risotto for dinner and enough for lunch today.What do I cook instead, any ideas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Taking the fiance to a musical tonight, had bought her tickets for her birthday a couple of months ago. Last minute yesterday thought about cooling a properly nice meal when I get home, did some research and chose Butternut Squash risotto. Got home last night and she'd made risotto for dinner and enough for lunch today. What do I cook instead, any ideas? Is she a vegi? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Stephens Steak Bridie, smiley faces and alphabetti spaghetti.Taking the fiance to a musical tonight, had bought her tickets for her birthday a couple of months ago.Last minute yesterday thought about cooling a properly nice meal when I get home, did some research and chose Butternut Squash risotto.Got home last night and she'd made risotto for dinner and enough for lunch today.What do I cook instead, any ideas? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Is she a vegi?No she's quite aware and mobile. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 47 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Taking the fiance to a musical tonight, had bought her tickets for her birthday a couple of months ago. Last minute yesterday thought about cooling a properly nice meal when I get home, did some research and chose Butternut Squash risotto. Got home last night and she'd made risotto for dinner and enough for lunch today. What do I cook instead, any ideas? Mushroom supper. Its Friday ffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 46 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Taking the fiance to a musical tonight, had bought her tickets for her birthday a couple of months ago. Last minute yesterday thought about cooling a properly nice meal when I get home, did some research and chose Butternut Squash risotto. Got home last night and she'd made risotto for dinner and enough for lunch today. What do I cook instead, any ideas? Turkey chilli or Thai yellow curry. I'm only saying these as I made both last week and the chilli was the best thing I'd ever created until I made the curry a few days later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Taking the fiance to a musical tonight, had bought her tickets for her birthday a couple of months ago.Last minute yesterday thought about cooling a properly nice meal when I get home, did some research and chose Butternut Squash risotto.Got home last night and she'd made risotto for dinner and enough for lunch today.What do I cook instead, any ideas? Fish. It's quick and easy to cook, plus maybe you have it rarely enough for it to be seen as somewhat special. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Been in a hotel most weeks for the last 3 months or so and can't put into words the disdain I have for physically able people taking the lift one level. Got your big plate Alan? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Taking the fiance to a musical tonight, had bought her tickets for her birthday a couple of months ago. Last minute yesterday thought about cooling a properly nice meal when I get home, did some research and chose Butternut Squash risotto. Got home last night and she'd made risotto for dinner and enough for lunch today. What do I cook instead, any ideas? Fish. It's quick and easy to cook, plus maybe you have it rarely enough for it to be seen as somewhat special. I was cooking salmon in the oven the other week as I always do - a bit of salt and pepper on top and stick it in at 200c for 20 mins - and this blew my wife's friend's mind. "You cook your salmon in the oven? Wow. I might try that". Is this unusual or is she just weird? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 51 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I was cooking salmon in the oven the other week as I always do - a bit of salt and pepper on top and stick it in at 200c for 20 mins - and this blew my wife's friend's mind. "You cook your salmon in the oven? Wow. I might try that". Is this unusual or is she just weird? She's weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Taking the fiance to a musical tonight, had bought her tickets for her birthday a couple of months ago. Last minute yesterday thought about cooling a properly nice meal when I get home, did some research and chose Butternut Squash risotto. Got home last night and she'd made risotto for dinner and enough for lunch today. What do I cook instead, any ideas? Looks like she's checking your search history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Taking the fiance to a musical tonight, had bought her tickets for her birthday a couple of months ago. Last minute yesterday thought about cooling a properly nice meal when I get home, did some research and chose Butternut Squash risotto. Got home last night and she'd made risotto for dinner and enough for lunch today. What do I cook instead, any ideas? Make her that breakfast pie that I made us that time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Any guesses about the ingredients of DA Baracus' breakfast pie? I'd be astonished if Monster Munch, semen and Pot Noodle didn't feature heavily. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Just now, Shandon Par said: Any guesses about the ingredients of DA Baracus' breakfast pie? I'd be astonished if Monster Munch, semen and Pot Noodle didn't feature heavily. What kind of Monster Munch? Semen is not an ingredient. A horrible comment. Pot Noodles are horrendous. Super Noodles are decent though (BBQ Beef or Chow Mein are the best ones). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: What kind of Monster Munch? Semen is not an ingredient. A horrible comment. Pot Noodles are horrendous. Super Noodles are decent though (BBQ Beef or Chow Mein are the best ones). Beef may be a better option at breakfast time but at any other time of day Pickled Onion. Semen is cheaper than salt. I meant Super Noodles, sorry. Pot Noodles are too much like a hot drink for you to ever trust them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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