Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 This pair of c***s have got a book out I see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Stupid people being sensitive. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-49300025?__twitter_impression=true Quote Harriet Jackson, 26, said there was an "apocalyptic" scene on Northcote Road, in Battersea, when traffic lights cut out and cars were not stopping. "Given it's a Friday afternoon, it's the last thing you want to encounter," she said. Fucking "apocalyptic"... but would be fine on a Tuesday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Piss on the carpet for the real camping seepage experience. And leave your front door open so all your gear gets nicked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 This pair of c***s have got a book out I see. Rimmer and Sunday brunch go hand in hand, especially if she's hungover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I used to fairly like Simon Rimmer, then I visited his “flagship” restaurant in Dubai, the c**t thinks it’s trendy or quirky to employ an angry midget as maitre de (sp), just a pretentious arsehole. When you’re paying £40 for steak pie, you don’t want shown to your seat by an ignorant little c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This pair of c***s have got a book out I see. Just turn off the TV set and do something less boring instead m8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 26 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This pair of c***s have got a book out I see. Rimmer and Sunday brunch go hand in hand, especially if she's hungover. Rimmer? I don't even know her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, eddiemunster said: Rimmer? I don't even know her. I doubt that would be a deal breaker given your history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Brother Blades said: I used to fairly like Simon Rimmer, then I visited his “flagship” restaurant in Dubai, the c**t thinks it’s trendy or quirky to employ an angry midget as maitre de (sp), just a pretentious arsehole. When you’re paying £40 for steak pie, you don’t want shown to your seat by an ignorant little c**t. Was this before or after Bairnardo was employed in the oil and gas industry? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 This pair of c***s have got a book out I see. Rust realised 20 years ago or so I'd be watching the Hollyoaks Omnibus and Popworld. Marriage and 3 kids later it's Sunday Brunch. I suspect this is true for quite a few people on here. I also own this book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This pair of c***s have got a book out I see. I don't watch much TV so when people were complaining about Rimmer and Lovejoy I just thought of 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: I don't watch much TV so when people were complaining about Rimmer and Lovejoy I just thought of That would be an infinitely better show. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Cerys Matthews fucking hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Cerys Matthews fucking hat. Does she wear one when she’s not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 12 hours ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: Rust realised 20 years ago or so I'd be “watching” the Hollyoaks Omnibus FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Hungover people are truly repugnant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Made a cup of tea to go with my lunch today and when I got the milk out of the fridge, it was off. On the plus side, it means I won't be bursting when I'm halfway to the fitba later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: Hungover people are truly repugnant. Don't worry, it will soon pass. Also note : How to prevent a hangover Eating a meal before drinking alcohol can reduce the effects of a hangover. While there are no scientifically proven hangover cures, people can effectively prevent a hangover from happening in the first place. Several factors may help to reduce the severity of a hangover, such as: Drinking in moderation. The one sure way to avoid a hangover is by not drinking alcohol. People can usually guarantee a milder hangover if they drink less alcohol the night before. Avoiding congeners. Some alcoholic drinks produce worse hangovers than others. Drinks with high congener content are more likely to cause a hangover, including whiskey, cognac, and tequila. Vodka, rum, and gin are low-congener drinks. Getting enough sleep. Alcohol can affect the quality of a person's sleep, so sleeping more may help reduce a hangover. Staying hydrated. Drinking water while drinking alcohol can help counteract the diuretic effects of alcohol to reduce dehydration, which can contribute to headaches and other hangover symptoms. Eating food before drinking. Food can reduce the amount of time it takes for alcohol to enter into the bloodstream, keeping the blood alcohol levels lower. This could reduce the effects of a hangover. The amount of alcohol that causes a hangover will vary from person to person. As a result, determining how much alcohol causes a hangover will involve some trial and error. It can help to be aware of alcohol guidelines set by the government. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Hungover people are truly repugnant. ^^^ Hungover IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 I don’t get hangovers, I certainly feel less than 50% a lot of the time but I don’t lie about the house for a full day unable to do anything because I’ve drank too much the night before. There’s no excuse for it unless you are about 18. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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