Derry Alli Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: The semi-permanent layer of Ancient Cloud under my nails looks like a cut-price French manicure IMO. You could hide the French foreign legion under them, the length of they bangers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 13 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Can you use the oven elements without farting about with the clock? About fucking time someone said this, well done sir! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: You could hide the French foreign legion under them, the length of they bangers! You have a woman’s hand etc.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 20 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: You have a woman’s hand etc.. A severe case of Beadlefootitis going on there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Two things; 1. Get they nails cut. 2. Is that your foot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 I had a pyogenic granuloma (a type of benign tumour) under my thumbnail a few years ago and it basically all came off so I have strange rut in it. Oddly, the thumbnail on the other side peeled off at just after this happened and now has the same thing, even though there was no growth under it. Really weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 54 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Hope you put plenty of factor 50 on the bald patch. Cheeky c**t. Spoiler Yes I did, thanks. Cant be too careful these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 3 hours ago, just me 2 said: Neither is ha d dryer but it still need tested Yes in a business, Pat is only required for businesses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandön Par said: Have you seen the oven? Many just plug in behind it, with the kitchen wall switch being the on/off for the hidden socket. No I haven’t but it’s in his house and not his business. Ya maniac. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandön Par said: You have a woman’s hand etc.. There a some Egyptian mummies with better looking hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandön Par said: You have a woman’s hand etc.. Edward Scissorhands had shorter nails ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 43 minutes ago, Rugster said: No I haven’t but it’s in his house and not his business. Ya maniac. Don’t try and tell DAFC Fussball GmbH about ovens m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 You have a woman’s hand etc..Impressively clean nails, nonetheless. Have a greeny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 People who do dirty jobs in the sink (or draining board) and somehow think it'll still be fine for washing dishes afterwards. People who wash one side of dishes and ignore the underside. People whose idea of washing dishes is to leave them to soak for hours, then transfer them from sink to drying rack with a single token swipe from the scrubbing brush. People who are too tall to fit in the freezer in one piece. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 56 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: People who do dirty jobs in the sink (or draining board) and somehow think it'll still be fine for washing dishes afterwards. People who wash one side of dishes and ignore the underside. People whose idea of washing dishes is to leave them to soak for hours, then transfer them from sink to drying rack with a single token swipe from the scrubbing brush. People who are too tall to fit in the freezer in one piece. You just reminded me of Half Man Half Biscuit's hymn to dishes: "There is nothing worse than washing sieves, There is nothing worse than washing sieves, With the possible exception Of being Garth Crooks, There is nothing worse than washing sieves" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 7 hours ago, scottmcleanscontacts said: 12 hours ago, Shandön Par said: You have a woman’s hand etc.. Impressively clean nails, nonetheless. Have a greeny. It is a very shoddy thumb really so I will regrettably have to negate your Charles, I sincerely apologise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 3 thumbs down for that thumb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 19 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: The opposite is true. My arms are too long. Proper knuckle dragger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 People who don’t even acknowledge homeless people/someone begging on the street. I’ve been standing outside a cafe waiting for a coffee for a few minutes, I’d say 20 people have walked by a woman who has asked every by-passer for change and only 2 or 3 have acknowledged her by saying they don’t have any change. It’s fine to not have change, or to have some and choose not to give it - there can be a number of reasons for that - but to not even acknowledge someone who’s already in a pretty degrading and dehumanising position is fucking poor behaviour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Shandön Par said: The opposite is true. My arms are too long. Proper knuckle dragger. "Big team found" - Iguanodon (probably) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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