19QOS19 Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Showing the highlights of a programme for the first 3 or 4 minutes of said programme. It's pointless watching it.Channel 5 have to be the worstcunts for this. - "Coming up on tonight's show" - *they show you*. - *10/15min worth of show* - "After the break!" *they show you*- *Adverts* - *Show resumes* - "Before the break!" - *show you what we've just watched* Rinse and repeat. Honestly, a 60 minute programme probably has about 35 min worth of content. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 57 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Channel 5 have to be the worstcunts for this. - "Coming up on tonight's show" - *they show you*. - *10/15min worth of show* - "After the break!" *they show you* - *Adverts* - *Show resumes* - "Before the break!" - *show you what we've just watched* Rinse and repeat. Honestly, a 60 minute programme probably has about 35 min worth of content. As much as anyone who chooses to live in Dumfries can be, you're my boy.... But if you choose to watch Channel 5 then you are assured of getting exactly what you deserve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 59 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Channel 5 have to be the worstcunts for this. - "Coming up on tonight's show" - *they show you*. - *10/15min worth of show* - "After the break!" *they show you* - *Adverts* - *Show resumes* - "Before the break!" - *show you what we've just watched* Rinse and repeat. Honestly, a 60 minute programme probably has about 35 min worth of content. They're heading towards the American TV show model where it's 5 or 6 mins programme then 1-2 mins ads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 As much as anyone who chooses to live in Dumfries can be, you're my boy.... But if you choose to watch Channel 5 then you are assured of getting exactly what you deserve[emoji38]Can't beat a bit of Rich House Poor House 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Didn't put the brown bin out last night. Bylin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Channel 5 have to be the worstcunts for this. - "Coming up on tonight's show" - *they show you*. - *10/15min worth of show* - "After the break!" *they show you* - *Adverts* - *Show resumes* - "Before the break!" - *show you what we've just watched* Rinse and repeat. Honestly, a 60 minute programme probably has about 35 min worth of content. "I'm looking for a gift for my aunt" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Channel 5 have to be the worstcunts for this. - "Coming up on tonight's show" - *they show you*. - *10/15min worth of show* - "After the break!" *they show you* - *Adverts* - *Show resumes* - "Before the break!" - *show you what we've just watched* Rinse and repeat. Honestly, a 60 minute programme probably has about 35 min worth of content. My fix of shite telly is hells kitchen. They leave in the before and after break recaps for the breaks that they've missed, so you get even more recap. It's no real loss though because nothing worth watching would have been on instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 My fix of shite telly is hells kitchen. They leave in the before and after break recaps for the breaks that they've missed, so you get even more recap. It's no real loss though because nothing worth watching would have been on instead. Aye I've been watching Kitchen Nightmares on All4 recently and it's the exact same! At least you can fast forward I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Just watched a guy launch his empty can of monster onto the grass. Why made it worse was that he was 3m away from a bin. He’s gobbing on the road and his jeans were hanging off him like he’d shat himself. Shame he never got hit by a car as he crossed the road tbh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Just watched a guy launch his empty can of monster onto the grass. Why made it worse was that he was 3m away from a bin. He’s gobbing on the road and his jeans were hanging off him like he’d shat himself. Shame he never got hit by a car as he crossed the road tbh Handy guide on how to deal with this w**k Edited March 12, 2021 by Bairnardo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 1 hour ago, jamamafegan said: Just watched a guy launch his empty can of monster onto the grass. Why made it worse was that he was 3m away from a bin. He’s gobbing on the road and his jeans were hanging off him like he’d shat himself. Shame he never got hit by a car as he crossed the road tbh Was it a Goth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Just watched a guy launch his empty can of monster onto the grass. Why made it worse was that he was 3m away from a bin. He’s gobbing on the road and his jeans were hanging off him like he’d shat himself. Shame he never got hit by a car as he crossed the road tbh Similar in cuntish behaviour/lazy. At Tesco and to start with some cow is loading her shopping in the space next to me (parent and child) and of course doesn't have a child. She then dumps her trolly at the walkway bit and heads back to the shop (ends up going to the ATM). She literally passed 3 places where she could have put her trolly. The absolute definition of a c**t. I'll give you one guess what make of car she drives, just for the final piece of definitive proof 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Kia Cee'd? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Similar in cuntish behaviour/lazy. At Tesco and to start with some cow is loading her shopping in the space next to me (parent and child) and of course doesn't have a child. She then dumps her trolly at the walkway bit and heads back to the shop (ends up going to the ATM). She literally passed 3 places where she could have put her trolly. The absolute definition of a c**t. I'll give you one guess what make of car she drives, just for the final piece of definitive proof BMW/Audi that's poorly parked surely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Adverts that say "tees and cees apply" rather than terms and conditions. Clever wording to make people think aw aye just the cutesy little tees and cees when it's actually crushing interest rates or other dastardly small print conditions. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Do they apply to cees from Teesside though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 People who talk about their “special sauce” when cooking. You’re not a fucking chef, get over yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: 5 hours ago, coprolite said: My fix of shite telly is hells kitchen. They leave in the before and after break recaps for the breaks that they've missed, so you get even more recap. It's no real loss though because nothing worth watching would have been on instead. Aye I've been watching Kitchen Nightmares on All4 recently and it's the exact same! At least you can fast forward I suppose. Ramsay arrives Ramsay orders lunch Ramsay describes lunch as the contents of a diaper (sic) Ramsay falls out with head chef Ramsay observes chaotic dinner service Ramsay gives feedback Tears/ Tantrums Ramsay gives Restaurant a makeover Tears of joy Ramsay changes the menu Ramsay observes another dinner service Dinner service gets off to a rocky start Dinner service sees a remarkable recovery A happy ending with Ramsay receiving all the plaudits Edited March 12, 2021 by Cosmic Joe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Apologies if this has been covered, but that w*nk Kevin Bacon in the EE adverts. I would've thought the target audience for the products was teens/twenties, yet they use this old tosser and his equi-fudd neebur, "envious Doug" to promote and sell the stuff. Channel changed immediately when it appears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Apologies if this has been covered, but that w*nk Kevin Bacon in the EE adverts. I would've thought the target audience for the products was teens/twenties, yet they use this old tosser and his equi-fudd neebur, "envious Doug" to promote and sell the stuff. Channel changed immediately when it appears.And it takes some doing when hes not even the most annoying person on a mobile network adverts, beaten by that brainless cow on the Voxi adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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