welshbairn Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 33 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Mrs SL is an Eagles fan (I know). Two things - ticket prices "tbc" before going on sale Friday. Secondly, Premier Inn at the tram to Murrayfield is showing £180 room rate for the night of the concert. Oh well, saved a wee fortune. Although, as if by magic, the room rate for the night after the concert is £43. Just round the corner from Murrayfield. A night of 80 year olds playing 70s soft rock it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 P&B being down for over an hour. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Arch Stanton said: P&B being down for over an hour. With no football matches on as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 2 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: Bores who refer to Halloween as something imported and American who presumably don't consume any American media or pizzas or burgers. A special prize for folk who think carving a turnip is more authentic as if 19th century Scots wouldn't have used a pumpkin if they were freely available. Pater Army does this, and also, because he's an elite level riddy, only eats porridge with salt and water because that's the proper scottish way. He decries my use of chocolate, cinnamon or stewed fruit (I haven't told him about my adventures in savoury porridge) as somehow an affront to such a noble dish. Any attempts to point out that the teuchters of yore only ate that due to there being f**k all else are met simply with repeated claims of "but it's tradition". An utter wind-up of a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 [emoji848] Pater Army does this, and also, because he's an elite level riddy, only eats porridge with salt and water because that's the proper scottish way. He decries my use of chocolate, cinnamon or stewed fruit (I haven't told him about my adventures in savoury porridge) as somehow an affront to such a noble dish. Any attempts to point out that the teuchters of yore only ate that due to there being f**k all else are met simply with repeated claims of "but it's tradition". An utter wind-up of a man.^^^^^ No mention of him casting slabs of salt water porridge in a chest of drawers.Poor show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Just now, Florentine_Pogen said: ^^^^^ No mention of him casting slabs of salt water porridge in a chest of drawers. Poor show. I think he told me he tried it once when he was younger and didn't enjoy it. I have said that his effort at authenticity is pish unless he sticks a handful of oats in his sporran, walks to a nearby river, dips his oat-filled sporran in to collect some water and then uses the heat from his kilt covered crotch to warm up the "porridge". Tbf the seethe generated by this or when I call gaelic a dead and useless language is delicious. I shouldn't, as he's had about 4 heart attacks already, but I do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 I haven't heard linguistic prowess like "fingered by the manky bassas" and "extra tinge of fishy pish" since the Macc Lads split up.Thank you David. It's nice to know that one is apppreciated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: Just round the corner from Murrayfield. A night of 80 year olds playing 70s soft rock it is. Living it up at the Guesthouse in the Haymarket. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 C'mon guys, puns should only be used as a Last Resort.It's fine, we'll all Get Over It. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 hour ago, peasy23 said: 10 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: C'mon guys, puns should only be used as a Last Resort. It's fine, we'll all Get Over It. Hope so before it gets Out Of Control. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 hour ago, throbber said: A series of events last night ended up with me having to eat a donner kebab + chips from farmfoods for my dinner. Without trying to sound like a snob I will not be buying from there again even if 2 x donner kebabs and 1 large bag of chips only set me back £3. Worst game of Truth or Dare ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 12 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Mrs SL is an Eagles fan (I know). Two things - ticket prices "tbc" before going on sale Friday. Secondly, Premier Inn at the tram to Murrayfield is showing £180 room rate for the night of the concert. Oh well, saved a wee fortune. Although, as if by magic, the room rate for the night after the concert is £43. You should've checked out The Hotel California 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 2 hours ago, hk blues said: You should've checked out The Hotel California True, but you can never leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, broon-loon said: True, but you can never leave. This is getting Desperado now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 hour ago, hk blues said: This is getting Desperado now! Have the tickets Already Gone? I saw them play Murrayfield in 2001 - great show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 PUNS ARE SHITE AND SO ARE THE EAGLES. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 7 hours ago, throbber said: A series of events last night ended up with me having to eat a donner kebab + chips from farmfoods for my dinner. Without trying to sound like a snob I will not be buying from there again even if 2 x donner kebabs and 1 large bag of chips only set me back £3. From a review of Farmfoods kebab meat: Doner meat should not be rectangular This stuff goes crispy in the oven after 10 minutes. It has the texture of a graveyard Tastes like existential dread When you open the packet, it smells like someone has farted on it There are absolutely no redeeming features about this product. None whatsoever. You snobby git 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 24 minutes ago, The Moonster said: PUNS ARE SHITE AND SO ARE THE EAGLES. 6 hours later? Johnny Come Lately, m8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 The time on the Sky+ banner still not having updated since the clocks going back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: The time on the Sky+ banner still not having updated since the clocks going back Should be fixed by Friday they say How hard can it fucking be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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