Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 (edited) The Chase. I just cannot watch this programme, from the fuckwits with the stupid answers, to the morons that take the low offer. Thank you. Edited March 22, 2022 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Ah, a health food nut.Anyone ordering a healthy takeaway should be on the OFTW list. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 2 hours ago, hk blues said: You young uns and your cashless lives. The 'app' is far superior in every possible way. Us clueless idiots with our real money know f**k all. Apparently 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: The impossibility that is the pattern supposedly formed by the wheels on the 'slippery road surface' warning sign. Nice driving, Adolf. Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 On 20/03/2022 at 18:01, red23 said: partys People who don't know how to pluralise words ending in "y". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Fuckin moonpig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 The shoutouts at the end of Popmaster, shut the f**k up nobody cares. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 59 minutes ago, Empty It said: The shoutouts at the end of Popmaster, shut the f**k up nobody cares. ...and anyone else who knows me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Fuckin moonpig Nothing says happy mother's day quite like ordering tacky shite off Moonpig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 32 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: Nothing says happy mother's day quite like ordering tacky shite off Moonpig I know, I know but when I can't be with her on mothers day, it's (slightly) better than nothing. Anyways interflora to the rescue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: The impossibility that is the pattern supposedly formed by the wheels on the 'slippery road surface' warning sign. As a kid this used to really wind me up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Shaving adverts which show someone shaving from the sideburn to the bottom of their neck in one stroke. Surely no one actually does that and instead use the jaw line as a natural break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, 101 said: Shaving adverts which show someone shaving from the sideburn to the bottom of their neck in one stroke. Surely no one actually does that and instead use the jaw line as a natural break. But think about when your neck just becomes your face as you have no jaw (or spine , in the above example)? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Aldi's innovative cling film packaging with the serrated plastic on the flap. I'd not cut myself on the cling film before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 3 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Fuckin moonpig Presumably their vans are coming from England and would have to pass through KA and TD postcodes to get to Glasgow and Edinburgh so a bit stupid. And anywhere in the DD postcode isn't exactly the arse end of nowhere. Even Brechin. They haven't put the DG postcode on that list. Flowers for the Mull of Galloway lighthouse then, you Moonpig twats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 The FK postcode being on the Moonpig list is nuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Sky Q. It’s bloated, all over the place, bursting at the seams, and needs simplified and gutted from top to bottom. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 5 hours ago, mathematics said: As a kid this used to really wind me up. As a very young kid it just confused me. Was so glad my Dad was in control of the sinister danger that lay ahead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 13 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: The impossibility that is the pattern supposedly formed by the wheels on the 'slippery road surface' warning sign. Could it not be the end of a pirouette? Hit black ice on a moped once and somehow managed to stay upright through 360 degrees and carried on, probably because I was so shocked I didn't move a muscle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 7 hours ago, scottsdad said: The FK postcode being on the Moonpig list is nuts. ^^^ pissed off because no one will send him an overpriced mildly amusing card for his birthday/Christmas/Father’s Day/retirement/etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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