Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, BFTD said: Christ, I'll be having wet nightmares of torsoless women now. FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 31 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: It beats me how the English have survived when they can't even feed themselves right. They can feed themselves, just not in the style we are accustomed to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 4 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Getting a decent fish supper down here is difficult it has to be said. I've given up and have chicken instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 31 minutes ago, BFTD said: Christ, I'll be having nightmares of torsoless women now. To be fair, 'legs up to her neck' is supposed to be a compliment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 29 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: FTFY Beggars can't be choosers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 8 minutes ago, GordonD said: To be fair, 'legs up to her neck' is supposed to be a compliment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Someone feel free to correct me if my age-addled brain is misremembering, but did there not use to be a fish and chip shop either part of or very close to the fish merket in Peterheid?I have memories of getting the best ever fish from there, you didna dare ask for cod, haddock or anything specific or you’d get the 1000yard state, you got what had been landed that day (possibly unrecorded “black fish”) and it was the freshest fish I think I ever had. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Surely they should be happy if people are ordering fish that that was caught earlier, because if it doesn't get eaten they'll have to throw it out and lose money? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 "The event starts at 10am.please be there 15 minutes early."Just say the fucking thing starts at 9.45! The guy giving me a lift wants to be there half an hour early to make sure he's fifteen minutes early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 49 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Someone feel free to correct me if my age-addled brain is misremembering, but did there not use to be a fish and chip shop either part of or very close to the fish merket in Peterheid? I have memories of getting the best ever fish from there, you didna dare ask for cod, haddock or anything specific or you’d get the 1000yard state, you got what had been landed that day (possibly unrecorded “black fish”) and it was the freshest fish I think I ever had. It is or was pre Brexit Europe's largest fish market and would make sense for them to use whatever is landed to turn into a fish supper. Tbh there is no reason other than fashion to only use Haddock and Cod for fish suppers and doing so massively damages the fishing stock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: Someone feel free to correct me if my age-addled brain is misremembering, but did there not use to be a fish and chip shop either part of or very close to the fish merket in Peterheid? I have memories of getting the best ever fish from there, you didna dare ask for cod, haddock or anything specific or you’d get the 1000yard state, you got what had been landed that day (possibly unrecorded “black fish”) and it was the freshest fish I think I ever had. The Dolphin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: Someone feel free to correct me if my age-addled brain is misremembering, but did there not use to be a fish and chip shop either part of or very close to the fish merket in Peterheid? I have memories of getting the best ever fish from there, you didna dare ask for cod, haddock or anything specific or you’d get the 1000yard state, you got what had been landed that day (possibly unrecorded “black fish”) and it was the freshest fish I think I ever had. What with all this climate change fake noos and the like, it can only be a matter of time before the coasts of Caledonia are teeming with invasive species and Lionfish suppers will be all the rage.................. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/jun/12/fish-leather-lionfish-sustainable-invasive-species 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: The Dolphin. Superb, but only under the table when it was quiet. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 6 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: Just say the fucking thing starts at 9.45! If they did then folk would arrive at 9:30 and be 30 minutes early though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 8 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Surely they should be happy if people are ordering fish that that was caught earlier, because if it doesn't get eaten they'll have to throw it out and lose money? The fish is only there to hide the heroin and coke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 If they did then folk would arrive at 9:30 and be 30 minutes early though. Which is what's happening to me because they've said to be 15 minutes early. Just say 10am and start the fucker regardless of who's pitched up.I can tell I'm going to be stood there at 9.45 doing f**k all and asking the poor sod why I needed to be there early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 (edited) I like being early, it's stressful worrying if you're gonna be late. I usually tell my habitually late friends to meet half an hour before we actually have to meet knowing that means they might only be half an hour late. Just spend the time in between pissing about on P&B. Edited June 16, 2022 by Bully Wee Villa 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Only 11 more days of milfy gym slags at the school gates. Then gone forever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 My BnB this week at work:No en-suite toilet. I have to walk down the hall if I need a piss.No shower available. I have to use the bath in my room.Wifi doesn’t work in my room because of “thick walls.” The host has spent the entire week burping really loudly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 1 hour ago, jamamafegan said: My BnB this week at work: No en-suite toilet. I have to walk down the hall if I need a piss. No shower available. I have to use the bath in my room. Wifi doesn’t work in my room because of “thick walls.” The host has spent the entire week burping really loudly. Working from home isn't for everyone 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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