GordonD Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 49 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Bet the wasp felt a right tit. How do you know which one it was? It wasn't a wasp, it was him in a costume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Days Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Only the middle of August and Klondyke at Grangemouth have started putting up their Xmas Trees. Unbelievable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 41 minutes ago, Crazy Days said: Only the middle of August and Klondyke at Grangemouth have started putting up their Xmas Trees. Unbelievable. The Range in Falkirk is all decked out in Halloween stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, scottsdad said: The Range in Falkirk is all decked out in Halloween stuff. All year round I presume? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 6 minutes ago, scottsdad said: The Range in Falkirk is all decked out in Halloween stuff. Thats just how people of Falkirk look. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 The Range in Falkirk is all decked out in Halloween stuff. Same. Absolute farce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 6 hours ago, GordonD said: It wasn't a wasp, it was him in a costume. Ay yi yi, la boobie magnifica! One for Simpsons fans 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 There are two honking neds behind me on the bus Next rain shower just stand outside with a packet of daz, ya mingers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 6 hours ago, GordonD said: It wasn't a wasp, it was him in a costume. Bees in safety bates. We're all fucked now like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Been Away for the weekend. 5 of us went out for a meal on Saturday. One of the group Insisted that she would pay for her food and drink separately from everyone else rather than pay via splitting the bill by 5. I she ended up paying nearly £35, but If she'd done the same as everyone else, she'd only have paid about £23. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Been Away for the weekend. 5 of us went out for a meal on Saturday. One of the group Insisted that she would pay for her food and drink separately from everyone else rather than pay via splitting the bill by 5. I she ended up paying nearly £35, but If she'd done the same as everyone else, she'd only have paid about £23.Did she have more/more expensive than everyone else? If she knew that and that's why she chose to pay it separately then fair play to her I say. Or if she was just being awkward for awkard's sake then it's quite comically backfired. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 3 hours ago, philpy said: Been Away for the weekend. 5 of us went out for a meal on Saturday. One of the group Insisted that she would pay for her food and drink separately from everyone else rather than pay via splitting the bill by 5. I she ended up paying nearly £35, but If she'd done the same as everyone else, she'd only have paid about £23. Bet she can't spell 'arithmetic' either..................................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 Picked up the new car yesterday. It is great. However, when I collected it, there was no fuel in it. Not a single bar on the gauge. As soon as I turned the key I got a low fuel warning. Having just spent a decent amount of money on the car, you'd think the dealership would stick even a fiver in. But no. Coincidentally there was a petrol station attached to the garage I had just enough petrol to get to. Twice now I have bought cars west of Harthill services, both times ended up with wee annoyances. Never again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hard Graft Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 (edited) Ordered a new car on Saturday, they charge £25 for fuel. That was the same with my previous car from a different dealership. Edited August 16, 2022 by Hard Graft addition 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Hard Graft said: Ordered a new car on Saturday, they charge £25 for fuel. That was the same with my previous car from a different dealership. A thimbleful at todays prices..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: Picked up the new car yesterday. It is great. However, when I collected it, there was no fuel in it. Not a single bar on the gauge. As soon as I turned the key I got a low fuel warning. Having just spent a decent amount of money on the car, you'd think the dealership would stick even a fiver in. But no. Coincidentally there was a petrol station attached to the garage I had just enough petrol to get to. Twice now I have bought cars west of Harthill services, both times ended up with wee annoyances. Never again. Need to thrash that sort of stuff out at the point of sale. Screw what you can out of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 14 hours ago, philpy said: Been Away for the weekend. 5 of us went out for a meal on Saturday. One of the group Insisted that she would pay for her food and drink separately from everyone else rather than pay via splitting the bill by 5. I she ended up paying nearly £35, but If she'd done the same as everyone else, she'd only have paid about £23. Good c**t then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 23 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Need to thrash that sort of stuff out at the point of sale. Screw what you can out of them. Yep, my bad in some ways. Just leaves a bad taste in the mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 25 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Yep, my bad in some ways. Just leaves a bad taste in the mouth. You're not supposed to drink it. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 (edited) Since Monday night's impressive thunderstorm, our back yard has had the distinct (and strong) smell of semen. To my knowledge, no linden trees have mysteriously appeared. Edited August 16, 2022 by BFTD Sunday night, not Monday. Christ, I need to get back to work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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