bobbydazzler Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 my girlfriends inability to put stuff in the dishwasher like a normal human being 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, bobbydazzler said: my girlfriends inability to put stuff in the dishwasher like a normal human being How do you fit human beings in the dishwasher? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 39 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: How do you fit human beings in the dishwasher? Torso on the bottom rack, limbs on the top. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 52 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Torso on the bottom rack, limbs on the top. Fingers and toes in the cutlery rack? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: 'Alot' is not a word. 'Apart' and 'a part' have different meanings. 'Resign' and 're-sign' have different meanings. Your loosing you're mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: How do you fit human beings in the dishwasher? It's a specific gymnastic position known as 'The Shannon Matthews'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 8 hours ago, DA Baracus said: 'Alot' is not a word. 'Apart' and 'a part' have different meanings. 'Resign' and 're-sign' have different meanings. Curb and kerb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 When you correctly guess the score for the first time ever and Div isn't running a Freddo competition! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 (edited) Americans inserting an entirely superfluous, totally unnecessary 'of' into the middle of a sentence. Edited March 29, 2023 by Boo Khaki 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 13 hours ago, 'WellDel said: Bonus points for the roasters who think a croissant or half a baguette will fit through it, which inevitably get stuck and basically set on fire then hurriedly walk away leaving their smouldering mess behind them and try to deny their utter fucking stupidity. I don't think you can roast anything in them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 1 minute ago, hk blues said: I don't think you can roast anything in them Certainly not cheese 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 13 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Plus given the speed, you probably need to place the bread on the conveyor the night before to have any chance of getting it ready by breakfast time. You also need to have the reactions of a fielder in cricket to catch it as it inevitably shoots out the end despite crawling through the machine until the final ejection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 On 25/03/2023 at 19:54, welshbairn said: Make sure you get the key back if she has one, and don't accuse her, just in case it was the grandchildren. If she does, I'd be getting the locks changed. f**k that rat sniffing around the house when she knows your out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 13 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Things You’re Trying To Palm Off As Damien Hirst Pieces for this pish IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 22 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Inconsistent toasting. For example, today: Toaster job #1 : Halved hot crossed buns burnt to a f***ing crisp (black). Toaster job #2 (same settings as #1, 2 mins later) : 'toast' verging on hot bread, needing a second go. Sounds like you've failed to adjust for either the variation in size, the different texture or the higher sugar chemical composition of your buns. You shouldn't be expecting the same outcome with different baked goods and I for one have no sympathy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 3 hours ago, hk blues said: You also need to have the reactions of a fielder in cricket to catch it as it inevitably shoots out the end 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 2 hours ago, coprolite said: Sounds like you've failed to adjust for either the variation in size, the different texture or the higher sugar chemical composition of your buns. You shouldn't be expecting the same outcome with different baked goods and I for one have no sympathy. The texture and sweetness of my buns is a strictly private matter. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Searched for a photo of this sellout plum to put on PYDFNR only to stumble on this news story... https://www.walesonline.co.uk/lifestyle/showbiz/jason-manford-supported-gives-heartbreaking-26512372 is that really what passes for journalism nowadays? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Found out my da has an aortic aneurysm. Also it's hereditary in males, so me and my son will need to be tested/monitored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Had to have my dog put down on Saturday. Felt like a murderer carrying him into the vet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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