GordonD Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 10 hours ago, BTFD said: I worked in a wee office a few years back, small enough that nobody could get away with farting without being outed for the sound/smell. My desk shared a wall with the single-cubicle toilet, and every day was a constant procession of people emptying their flatus down the white porcelain tuba, followed by awkward nods of acknowledgement as they emerged and walked past me. ^^^^^^ Desk was IN the toilet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Just now, GordonD said: ^^^^^^ Desk was IN the toilet Strange Dreams thread for this pish 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 11 minutes ago, GordonD said: ^^^^^^ Desk was IN the toilet If there'd been a hole in the wall, I literally could've held their hand to support them through difficult bowel movements. (rumours I made a hole in the wall have been greatly exaggerated) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 About 20 years ago, the kids and myself planted some tiny little tree shoots in the garden. Our pride and joy for a bit. Some bugger has just cut them all down Just because they were about 20 metres tall and overhung a major A road was neither here nor there… Do you think that a claim for ptsd would be successful? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Glen hoddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 4 hours ago, supermik said: About 20 years ago, the kids and myself planted some tiny little tree shoots in the garden. Our pride and joy for a bit. Some bugger has just cut them all down Just because they were about 20 metres tall and overhung a major A road was neither here nor there… Do you think that a claim for ptsd would be successful? Post your compo face here so we can judge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Comedy situations on TV shows that result from a sequence of events that would have been avoided had the character just given a not-particularly embarrassing, simple explanation of something earlier in the story. #buzzkill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Comedy situations on TV shows that result from a sequence of events that would have been avoided had the character just given a not-particularly embarrassing, simple explanation of something earlier in the story. #buzzkill 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 5 hours ago, supermik said: About 20 years ago, the kids and myself planted some tiny little tree shoots in the garden. Our pride and joy for a bit. Some bugger has just cut them all down Just because they were about 20 metres tall and overhung a major A road was neither here nor there… Do you think that a claim for ptsd would be successful? There were a line of trees half way near Edzell that my dad carved my and my brothers' initials into (aye, bad, I know) when we were born. Did a little detour to see it when in the area recently, and the trees have been taken out following recent storms. Don't have any family down that way and it was strangely the only remaining connection I had to the area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Comedy situations on TV shows that result from a sequence of events that would have been avoided had the character just given a not-particularly embarrassing, simple explanation of something earlier in the story. #buzzkill There are literally entire shows where every episode is this trope. I'm actually struggling to think of a sitcom episode where this doesn't happen now. You've ruined comedy for me. 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: There were a line of trees half way near Edzell that my dad carved my and my brothers' initials into (aye, bad, I know) when we were born. Did a little detour to see it when in the area recently, and the trees have been taken out following recent storms. Don't have any family down that way and it was strangely the only remaining connection I had to the area. Go on, tell us where @supermik's trees are. You know you want to. Edited April 5, 2023 by BTFD Double Hedgecutter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 35 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Comedy situations on TV shows that result from a sequence of events that would have been avoided had the character just given a not-particularly embarrassing, simple explanation of something earlier in the story. #buzzkill "Excuse me, Bishop, but I have to kick you up the arse because of a silly bet I made with Father Dick Byrne" "Oh, that's alright, Ted, go right ahead" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 15 minutes ago, tamthebam said: "Excuse me, Bishop, but I have to kick you up the arse because of a silly bet I made with Father Dick Byrne" "Oh, that's alright, Ted, go right ahead" I don't know exactly how that conversation would go, but I really can't see Len giving such an agreeable answer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Gout. Very painful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Excessive wanking injury. No sympathy. Give your table a clean when it dies down a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 29 minutes ago, BTFD said: Excessive wanking injury. No sympathy. Give your table a clean when it dies down a bit. .......and pull your feckin' zip up. No need for that sort of thing .................... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Scotland doing what is believed to be a World first with driverless vehicles on the road. Putting them on a route across a bridge. Having a driver in them, just in case. Having a 'bus captain' in them to collect fares. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 8 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Scotland doing what is believed to be a World first with driverless vehicles on the road. Putting them on a route across a bridge. Having a driver in them, just in case. Having a 'bus captain' in them to collect fares. It should all be robotic. Didn't pay your fare? Acting the wideo to your fellow passengers? Criticising the kingdom? Results in being thrown over the side of the bridge by a giant robotic Leishman. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 11 hours ago, GordonD said: Post your compo face here so we can judge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: Scotland doing what is believed to be a World first with driverless vehicles on the road. Putting them on a route across a bridge. Having a driver in them, just in case. Having a 'bus captain' in them to collect fares. So a normal bus would have a driver doing everything. Now what will undoubtedly be a much more expensive driverless bus needs a crew of two to run it. Was this story released on April 1st? It cannot be true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: "Excuse me, Bishop, but I have to kick you up the arse because of a silly bet I made with Father Dick Byrne" "Oh, that's alright, Ted, go right ahead" That's not a scenario I meant. First example off the top of my head is the IT Crowd episode is the one where Roy ends up on the street topless because he was forced to give an old woman his jacket. Had he simply said "I can't give you this for a pillow because I've got nothing else to wear", then the others would have said "fair enough" and used something else from around the office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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