Derry Alli Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 12 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Were you in Terry & June? I have no idea what this means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 21 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: I have no idea what this means. George and Mildred then? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 220 bob for a fish supper! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 On 22/06/2023 at 00:17, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Did they do the classic Everly Brothers 'Walk Reich Back'? Reich Here, Reich Now by Fatboy Slim 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 Channel hopping and you get distracted by something and find Top fucking Gear on your TV. The bit at the end where they gather together with their fans and w**k each other off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 6 hours ago, Connor1874 said: Got me thinking about other foods and peoples fixation on presentation. 'Ohh look at this, it's 'Food A' but it looks like 'Food B' or 'look how pristine the plating is on this'. Who actually cares? Granted I don't want my meal to look like the proverbial dogs dinner, but it's about to get demolished and mashed up in my stomach in a few minutes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 27 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Channel hopping and you get distracted by something and find Top fucking Gear on your TV. The bit at the end where they gather together with their fans and w**k each other off. I must have missed that one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 31 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Channel hopping and you get distracted by something and find Top fucking Gear on your TV. The bit at the end where they gather together with their fans and w**k each other off. Yesterday I caught part of one where Clarkson was interviewing Benedict Cumberbatch. They got talking about simulated fights in films and Clarkson claimed that he didn't know how to throw a punch. Try telling that to his producer... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 43 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Channel hopping and you get distracted by something and find Top fucking Gear on your TV. The bit at the end where they gather together with their fans and w**k each other off. I'm not sure what's worse - that a Top Gear porn parody exists, or that you've watched it. Ron Jeremy as Clarkson, presumably. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 6 hours ago, Soapy FFC said: In one small example about cake, you have highlighted why the whole wedding industry is now so out of hand. Indeed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 22 minutes ago, BTFD said: I'm not sure what's worse - that a Top Gear porn parody exists, or that you've watched it. Ron Jeremy as Clarkson, presumably. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Soapy FFC said: Only five grand for hosting an episode of Top Gear! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 8 hours ago, Connor1874 said: My daughter, and my partners wee boy just had their birthdays a few weeks ago, only 5 days apart. As an aside, her daughter and my other daughter are 4 days apart. Mother in law makes cakes and she makes good ones, but they sat debating about what to do regards to cakes for the birthdays there. Basically they wanted to have a cake for each of them. She makes pretty big cakes. 2 at once would've been way too much. I told them to just have one fairly generic cake for the 2 of them. Again, it's a cake. It'll be cut up, eaten and forgotten about in a couple of days. Wummin and cakes, man. Honestly. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 On holiday in Turkey just now and been awake since just after 2am due to a Scottish couple on the same floor having a domestic, the female being the one shouting longest and loudest. This went on so long somebody else felt the need to call the cops. Even when the cops were here she was still going at it. Suspect alcohol may have played a part in it all. I dont know if I'm more annoyed at the female or my own partner and son who slept through the whole thing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 4 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: On holiday in Turkey just now and been awake since just after 2am due to a Scottish couple on the same floor having a domestic, the female being the one shouting longest and loudest. This went on so long somebody else felt the need to call the cops. Even when the cops were here she was still going at it. Suspect alcohol may have played a part in it all. I dont know if I'm more annoyed at the female or my own partner and son who slept through the whole thing! It will all be worth it when you're rocking your new hair/teeth. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 I love Jelly Babies but the green one tastes like how I imagine citrus toilet cleaner tastes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 On 26/06/2023 at 18:17, Soapy FFC said: Absolutely no chance I'm reading this. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 On 26/06/2023 at 10:25, Connor1874 said: Everybody loves a bit of cake now and then, aye? But at what point does a nice wee cake turn into some ****ing art exhibition? Missus was showing me photos of some cake company's work on Facebook last night. 'How cool is that?', one of them was a huge JCB digger cake for a bairns birthday. Massive I tell you. While I have to say the craftsmanship is impressive, my mind can't help but switch to thinking 'it's a ****ing cake'. How much time and effort goes into making some of these? Let alone how much money gets spent on them? Couldn't really care what it looks like on the outside, it's still sponge with a bit of cream or jam on the inside. Got me thinking about other foods and peoples fixation on presentation. 'Ohh look at this, it's 'Food A' but it looks like 'Food B' or 'look how pristine the plating is on this'. Who actually cares? Granted I don't want my meal to look like the proverbial dogs dinner, but it's about to get demolished and mashed up in my stomach in a few minutes. Just felt I had to rant a wee bit there. Feel better now. Might go get cake. When I worked at TGI's the food had to be, and these were their very words, "Instagram ready". Fuckin boke. Anyway, I'm sure @johnnydun has some opinions on this given his boy is going for a Michelin star. My issue with the JCB type cake is how do you cut it up for the weans without creating a Barney? Bairns are absolute communists when it comes to division of cake and will start a civil war if they get less than their pal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 37 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Absolutely no chance I'm reading this. Ditto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 42 minutes ago, velo army said: When I worked at TGI's the food had to be, and these were their very words, "Instagram ready". Fuckin boke. Anyway, I'm sure @johnnydun has some opinions on this given his boy is going for a Michelin star. My issue with the JCB type cake is how do you cut it up for the weans without creating a Barney? Bairns are absolute communists when it comes to division of cake and will start a civil war if they get less than their pal. I'm certainly no expert, in fact, really shite at cooking. But if I were to take a guess it would be that the food must look appealing to begin with, to get the mouth watering etc.. build the anticipation. As for the cakes, well it's just a novelty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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