MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I hate my team. Everytime we get a free kick under 40 yards they fucking shoot!! Wait.. Wait.. *defenders jog up* wait.. BOOM over the bar. What the f**k?! Dick. Raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 People who underline passages in library books. It's not your fucking book! Why are you drawing on it? For a start, that's just fucking rude, and it's a 24 hour loan book, it's not like you're going to be referring back to it when you're revising in 3 months! And you've just drawn a line under every word in this whole fucking paragraph! And it's the introduction, it doesn't even tell you anything! I can't read stuff properly when it's got scrawly pencil lines under it. Buy your own fucking copy of the book, and a highlighter, you fucking spesh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 People who underline passages in library books. It's not your fucking book! Why are you drawing on it? For a start, that's just fucking rude, and it's a 24 hour loan book, it's not like you're going to be referring back to it when you're revising in 3 months! And you've just drawn a line under every word in this whole fucking paragraph! And it's the introduction, it doesn't even tell you anything! I can't read stuff properly when it's got scrawly pencil lines under it. Buy your own fucking copy of the book, and a highlighter, you fucking spesh. Dude. Rub it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Dude. Rub it out. It doesn't bother me that much... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Never mind, you can always apply at Aldi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The big chair Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 People who underline passages in library books. It's not your fucking book! Why are you drawing on it? For a start, that's just fucking rude, and it's a 24 hour loan book, it's not like you're going to be referring back to it when you're revising in 3 months! And you've just drawn a line under every word in this whole fucking paragraph! And it's the introduction, it doesn't even tell you anything! I can't read stuff properly when it's got scrawly pencil lines under it. Buy your own fucking copy of the book, and a highlighter, you fucking spesh. If it wasn't for kind people underlining things I'd struggle with my essay writing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 It doesn't bother me that much... You don't take normally take such a laissez-faire attitude to rubbing one out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I have a complete bawbag of a cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 iPhone keeps crashing Just say your phone, not iPhone!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Toothache. I've been up all night with some incredible pain. I can't even close my mouth because if my teeth even hint at touching the pain is by far the worst thing I have ever experienced, and I have taken an Albertz-like free kick to the chuckies. I'm currently loaded up on painkillers, but the pain is still awful. It was that bad I actually considered pliers at around 6am. Have you tried Bonjela on the gums to numb the pain? Or you could get pissed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 'Kun' Aguero. Your name is Sergio, you wee dick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 There is nothing on tv, like absolutely nothing. No wonder i drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 There is nothing on tv, like absolutely nothing. No wonder i drink. Pish. 24's just finished, and I'm now away to watch Gran Torino on Anytime. Unless you're referring to cooncil telly, which is, indeed, shite at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Pish. 24's just finished, and I'm now away to watch Gran Torino on Anytime. Unless you're referring to cooncil telly, which is, indeed, shite at the moment. I only got Virgin in the flat a couple of weeks ago, so i missed the start of 24. Waiting on the boxset. Saw Gran Torino at the cinema - great film. However i'm up the islands and my parents have cancelled films, so that's ruled out. Nevermind, back to work tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 3 Royal Marines dicking about on the train stopping me from concentrating on my work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 (edited) Just say your phone, not iPhone!!! I hate it when people do this! It's only iPhone and BlackBerry users that do this. I don't say "oooooh my Nokia keeps crashing" I would say "my phone keeps crashing". Rant over. Edited March 7, 2010 by Mr. Brightside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 3 Royal Marines dicking about on the train stopping me from concentrating on my work. But, they're HEROES they can do what they want 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 The guy across the street from me is washing his fucking car again. Every Tuesday and Saturday the tosser spends at least 5 hours scrubbing down his Honda Civic His life is obviously sufficiently empty to keep this up Half man half sponge is at it again. FFS, he washed it on Saturday and it hasn't been out the drive since Tosser! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 3 Royal Marines dicking about on the train stopping me from concentrating on my work. Working on a train? Close that laptop, and enjoy the countryside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Jobsworths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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