Hedgecutter Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 If you cant fit your turd into a hole this size (and shape), see a doctor. Wonder if I could manage to pee through the hole in a Polo as a bigger challenge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Iritis- mine has flared up again , fourth time in just under a year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Currently listening to pretending I'm at Hampden tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Well never got to go back to work today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 People in the street putting wheelie bins out at 2.45 in the morning. No. Just fucking no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 People in the street putting wheelie bins out at 2.45 in the morning. No. Just fucking no. Your watch is fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Even in your cupboard???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Even in your cupboard???? It's my own office mate. It's even got a window. Really? Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Really? Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Yes sometimes it's round, sometimes square. It's a crazy place to work Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Yes sometimes it's round, sometimes square. It's a crazy place to work It's lorne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Really? Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Yes sometimes it's round, sometimes square. It's a crazy place to work If only people knew how mental your workplace really is...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 (edited) I wasn't referring to your office mate, I meant the cupboard where you retire to read. Edited May 9, 2013 by Audaces Fortuna Juvat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Parcel Farce. Anyone else forced to hear the words 'Parcel Force' in the style of Lee Evans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I applied for a job yesterday that I was easily capable of performing well in, I was qualified, had the necessary skills and experience and was in the process of being invited for a formal interview, with a view to start the job on Monday. I was asked if I had any previous convictions, I said that I had, however they were spent, and as it was just an administrative position, there was no call for an enhanced disclosure to be carried out. The girl went on to say that the employer wanted to carry out an enhanced disclosure for successful applicants, therefore I would not be taken on. Fair enough I know that certain professions are out of bounds for me, but this was a fairly standard data processing job. What's the point in the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act if employer's don't give a f**k about it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 UKMail. I order something on Monday from Apple, paying for the Express Delivery option which purported to guarantee delivery by yesterday. Apple's supplier had got the package to the UKMail Aberdeen Depot first thing on Wednesday, and the online tracker twice recorded "out for delivery". I waited here all day. In the front room. No package. I waited today. In the front room. I checked the status updater. They retrospectively change the tracking information to say that they attempted a delivery at 3pm yesterday. Literally impossible. I was watching the door at that time. Not so much as a hint of a van. No card left to facilitate redelivery or to collect. I call their customer service line. 30 minutes before I get through to someone. Claims there was an "agency driver" who "doesn't carry cards with him". I call bullshit, as there was not even a van here. I get "human error" cited re the tracking recording. Claims the package is out on a van and should be delivered today by 6pm. It's 17:05. No package. I'm waiting with bated breath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Edinburgh City By Pass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 fuckin burnt my tea tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 UKMail. I order something on Monday from Apple, paying for the Express Delivery option which purported to guarantee delivery by yesterday. Apple's supplier had got the package to the UKMail Aberdeen Depot first thing on Wednesday, and the online tracker twice recorded "out for delivery". I waited here all day. In the front room. No package. I waited today. In the front room. I checked the status updater. They retrospectively change the tracking information to say that they attempted a delivery at 3pm yesterday. Literally impossible. I was watching the door at that time. Not so much as a hint of a van. No card left to facilitate redelivery or to collect. I call their customer service line. 30 minutes before I get through to someone. Claims there was an "agency driver" who "doesn't carry cards with him". I call bullshit, as there was not even a van here. I get "human error" cited re the tracking recording. Claims the package is out on a van and should be delivered today by 6pm. It's 17:05. No package. I'm waiting with bated breath. 18:50 Has it arrived yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 None of you b*****ds wished me a happy birthday today! << raging. You're raging? Mine was last September and I'm still waiting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 You're raging? Mine was last September and I'm still waiting. Not many birthdays left as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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