Swarley Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Steak nazis.Fantastic name for a new chain of steak houses. Hitler greets you at the door, Himmler sits you down and Goering refreshes your water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Fantastic name for a new chain of steak houses. Hitler greets you at the door, Himmler sits you down and Goering refreshes your water. Huge ovens out the back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I'd say my experience was the opposite. If I'm out and asked how I like my steak and I say "well done", it's met with "Why have a perfectly good steak and ruin it by overcooking it?". Yeah, got to agree. Whenever in a group and someone orders a well done steak there's just always someone who complains about "ruining it". You're not bloody eating it so shut up! Agree about the sauce thing though, think a steak is much, much better without a sauce. Each to their own though, as my girlfriend often has a sauce on a steak. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Tom Cruise's front teeth. Go look at a picture of them and come back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Fantastic name for a new chain of steak houses. Hitler greets you at the door, Himmler sits you down and Goering refreshes your water. It would soon go downhill when it fills up with Reichstag parties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 They could have special steak and champagne events, Cristal Nights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 People who put their loaf of bread at the far end of the conveyor belt at the supermarket till, even if the thing is almost empty. What the f**k is that all about? Some kind of dominance thing? "The belt is mine, even if only for a few minutes! Mwahaha!" These are the c***s that won't pass you one of the divider things either, until you stab them to death push your shopping up against theirs. Can't grab one fast enough then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Not fat enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Toilets with tiny splash-pools. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wulliemc Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I'd back myself not to be one of the 11 and take my chances. With a big cut like that I would be looking for a new job anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Feminists. They've very irritating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I've just bought a walnutless walnut whip. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1401803682.273667.jpg Arseholes. It's possibly just a baby jobby then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 (edited) Tom Cruise's front teeth. Go look at a picture of them and come back. Once you notice this it is impossible to look at him without seeing it. Edited June 3, 2014 by thomas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 P&B during the closed season. I promise myself that I will not participate in the puerile threads but find myself doing so. P&B must be more addictive than crack. * * Can some Maureens confirm this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 People that fanny about at traffic lights. At least be fcuking ready to go when they turn green! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 People that fanny about at traffic lights. At least be fcuking ready to go when they turn green! I see that, and raise you c***s that think indicators are optional at a roundabout 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I see that, and raise you c***s that think indicators are optional at a roundabout ... and for pedestrians. Numerous drivers seem to think that indicators are for other drivers... especially at roundabout turnoffs. I get this bi-daily crossing one where I'm just expected to either wait 2hrs until no cars are on it or read the driver's mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 The idiot drivers who were parking and driving around Murrayfield because of the stupid One Direction gig. All I wanted to do was get to football, not get really annoyed at stupidity and inconsideration of fellow road users. It was like the school run x 1000. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 The idiot drivers who were parking and driving around Murrayfield because of the stupid One Direction gig. All I wanted to do was get to football, not get really annoyed at stupidity and inconsideration of fellow road users. It was like the school run x 1000. I would say the idiot drivers are those that try to get about around the area of an event at the time of an event rather than those trying to get there. It always seemed to strike me as fucking ridiculous as I walked from murrayfield to Haymarket that folk were Sat on buses heading towards corstorphine going nowhere for an hour as 50,000 people walked the other way on the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 The idiot drivers who were parking and driving around Murrayfield because of the stupid One Direction gig. All I wanted to do was get to football, not get really annoyed at stupidity and inconsideration of fellow road users. It was like the school run x 1000. Given the type of person that attends these gigs, it was probably a stupid idea to put up any sign on the roads with the words 'one direction' on it. Just asking for traffic chaos really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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