sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I've been giving it some thought aswell for a career change. I'd probably be happy doing a Reg from The Bill, 20 years later and still a PC Nah......CID for me mate. fcuk being on the beat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I'd take Magee to the interview as a kind of "prerequsite" arrest! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Nah......CID for me mate. fcuk being on the beat.Fucksake you've just done it upBeat? I thought you said....never mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Would not, even with yours! Did she join as a Police horse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I might join the Rozzers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Putting a bag of messages on the passenger seat of the car, driving off and 20 seconds later BEEP BEEP BEEP FUCKING BEEP, SOMEONE ISNT WEARING A SEATBELT. f**k off car, its a bag of messages ya dafty. Is it an offence to drive while your car is under the influence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 A million and one things about flying. Top of the list is dicks standing for 45 minutes in a queue at the gate to get on a flight with allocated seating.today I sat on my fat arse and then breezed past all the bawbags when my row was called up to get on first.needless to say I had the last laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I might join the Rozzers ETA: fcuk all to do with that munter though. It's better than walking the streets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 A million and one things about flying. Top of the list is dicks standing for 45 minutes in a queue at the gate to get on a flight with allocated seating.today I sat on my fat arse and then breezed past all the bawbags when my row was called up to get on first.needless to say I had the last laugh. I think they've "fixed" it now, but I used to have a chortlesome chortle at groups of people (and families with young kids, although that wasn't quite so funny) who paid for priority boarding. They got called first, then went down the stairs like Lord and Lady Shite, then got herded on the bus and told to move to the back to let the rest of us plebs on. We got bused to the plane and due to being last on the bus, were first off, and nabbed all the best seats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Fat cow in Spoons on Sauchiehall Street was taking absolutely ages to make up her mind what to eat on Sunday night, so much so that the barman took the order for my mate and I. We sat at a table near the door and the aforementioned fat cow sat at a crowded table just next to us. She told her friends what had kept her, and this is almost word for word. "I love Che Guevara and I was just trying to think, what would he have picked?". Dunno, but hopefully something that would choke you both you fat pretentious mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Fat cow in Spoons on Sauchiehall Street was taking absolutely ages to make up her mind what to eat on Sunday night, so much so that the barman took the order for my mate and I. We sat at a table near the door and the aforementioned fat cow sat at a crowded table just next to us. She told her friends what had kept her, and this is almost word for word. "I love Che Guevara and I was just trying to think, what would he have picked?". Take it she ordered pie, chips and beans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Bean, rice and a sprinkling of gravel. It's what he would have wanted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Fat cow in Spoons on Sauchiehall Street was taking absolutely ages to make up her mind what to eat on Sunday night, so much so that the barman took the order for my mate and I. We sat at a table near the door and the aforementioned fat cow sat at a crowded table just next to us. She told her friends what had kept her, and this is almost word for word. "I love Che Guevara and I was just trying to think, what would he have picked?". Dunno, but hopefully something that would choke you both you fat pretentious mess. I'm fairly sure auld Che would have some moral objections to being in a fucking soulless hellhole like Spoons. Nae offense, like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maplewell Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Spotted someone with their Christmas tree up in their front window, fully decorated with the lights on and everything. IT'S SEPTEMBER! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I'm fairly sure auld Che would have some moral objections to being in a fucking soulless hellhole like Spoons. Nae offense, like. Not my favourite haunt old chum, but when you've rushed straight from work to the Anathema gig at the O2 ABC and need a quick bite to eat and a beer beforehand you make sacrifices and go somewhere handy. Bean, rice and a sprinkling of gravel. It's what he would have wanted. Judging by the size of her, it's not what she would have wanted. Take it she ordered pie, chips and beans? I didn't check mate, but I would hazard a guess that you're pretty close to her staple diet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) Spotted someone with their Christmas tree up in their front window, fully decorated with the lights on and everything. IT'S SEPTEMBER! There should be a law against these people. Scum. Sub-human scum. Edited September 24, 2014 by Sweet Pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 The stupid Lynx advert at the bottom of the screen on the mobile version of this! Keep swiping it to watch the video!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maplewell Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 There should be a law against these people. Scum. Sub-human scum. I agree, however Wal-Mart are already selling Christmas tree's and lights, that's just encouraging these people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Whit? Someone who shops in Asda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 My job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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