BFTD Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Funniest thing I ever saw in Glasgow's Duke Street was the lassie chaining her buggy to a post whilst she went into the shop - leaving her bairn in the buggy. Saw a moron in Alloa dump her buggy (and kid) on the street outside one of our many bookies, only for it to immediately roll down the pavement towards the road. Cue me running like an idiot to catch it before it rolled in front of a car. Managed to get there in time, only to hear "Haw! Haw! Get tae f**k away from ma wean!" How is it illegal to murder these people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Saw a moron in Alloa dump her buggy (and kid) on the street outside one of our many bookies, only for it to immediately roll down the pavement towards the road. Cue me running like an idiot to catch it before it rolled in front of a car. Managed to get there in time, only to hear "Haw! Haw! Get tae f**k away from ma wean!" How is it illegal to murder these people? I see this happening at my work all the time. Dad goes into the bookies and leaves their wean standing outside. Total LAD behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Power cuts, right in the middle of the Champions league final! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Dealer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Morons who can't read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Morons who can't read. Like this guy? Oh wait, MORONS... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Dealer? No ill gotten gains, it's all legitimately earned. My watch is all above board, your honour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Phil Goodlads accent. Calm your fucking jets on the R rolling. BRRRRRRRRRRMozzaRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Not remotely petty, my step-dad died on Friday after a 5 month hospital stay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 According to Twitter the guy who went on a shooting spree because he was lonely is an indicator of how men generally perceve women and tweets over the course of the day have went from some men>most men>men and we're teetering on the brink of the old "all men are potential rapists" stuff that helps no one. One bloke tried to say, well we're not all like that and he was told where to go. Not all men abuse women but all women are abused by men or some such was the response. I don't know what we should be doing apart from not being arseholes and having the balls to call out those who are to behave themselves. I will not apologise for having a penis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Not remotely petty, my step-dad died on Friday after a 5 month hospital stay. Every day little by little, they're is nothing else for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Like this guy? Oh wait, MORONS... hey man, f**k you. Seriously. f**k you. Wanna get some dinner? MMMMM. Rapey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Not remotely petty, my step-dad died on Friday after a 5 month hospital stay. Miserable. Condolences from all of the human beings on here, I'm sure. In a vain attempt to cheer you up, did you hear who'll be visiting Dumbarton at least twice next season? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 GAA being on SSN. Who gives a toss about this pish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 My bruv-in-law is absolutely minted. In his drive he's got a Range Rover Vogue, a Maserati, a 6.3 Merc AMG and last month he picked up his Ferrari. Minted and f*cking strong as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 GAA being on SSN. Who gives a toss about this pish? The Irish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Reading the paper at work and the firemen who tackled the art school fire being branded heroes. In all fairness it was the Sun, but even still. How the f**k can they be classed as heroes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 The Irish? Not by the looks of the pictures. I've seen more folk at junior football games and you don't get them on SSN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Maynard Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Paying a few bills over the phone and the guy on the other end continually called me "mate" or "buddy" at the end of every sentence. Gets real annoying during a 5 minute call. Now I'm not agains bonhomie , but less is more!. Oh, he was a Geordie btw, this what they do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 'Mate' is just the same as finishing every fucking sentence with 'eh' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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