Swordfishtrombone Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 People whistling anywhere at anytime. It only brings pleasure to the whistler and is tuneless fucking noise to everyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior_Coconut Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 In my health board the policy is to not let unsuccessful candidates know, this is to save on postage. Pretty sure it's stated on the application form that if you haven't heard after 7 days of the closing date that its been unsuccessful. I've always thought if an email address is given it wouldn't take long to copy and paste a standard letter of rejection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 It took me 2 weeks to hear I had provisionally been offered my job, then a further 3 weeks to have it confirmed. Most nerve wracking experience ever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 I applied for a job internally in my company and it took a year for them to send me an email telling me I didn't get it. I'd kind of taken the hint by then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 People who insist on feeding birds when living near fields. Woken up at five am with a dawn chorus that's deafening. Bird shit all over the garden, car and windows. Aren't they cute though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 People who just suddenly stop on a busy street 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 People who just suddenly stop on a busy street I swore at some fuckwit for doing that yesterday. She was talking on her phone then stopped suddenly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Got a new watch today, forgot to take it off in the shower. f**k I got a Brietling watch as a gift in October last year. It cost £4200 so I thought I'd see what I could get for it in Watches of Switzerland in Argyll Arcade in Glasgow last week - £1500! Hilarious. Looks like I'll be keeping it for a rainy day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 I swore at some fuckwit for doing that yesterday. She was talking on her phone then stopped suddenly. It should be legal to punch people who do that in the spine, or at least knee then in the back of their knee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Orange walks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 It should be legal to punch people who do that in the spine, or at least knee then in the back of their knee. I'm in no way a violent man but in such circumstances I agree. There was a group of us walking down some stairs in a shopping mall and the fuckwit just stops. I saw a worse example about 10 mins later, very busy pedestrian area and this twat just stops, and bends down to tie his shoe! How about using some common sense and move the the side so you don't get trampled? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 I got a Brietling watch as a gift in October last year. It cost £4200 so I thought I'd see what I could get for it in Watches of Switzerland in Argyll Arcade in Glasgow last week - £1500! Hilarious. Looks like I'll be keeping it for a rainy day. Fucking hell, you were given a £4200 watch as a gift?! Who or what do you know?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 (edited) People with prams or buggies in shops who aren't actually buying anything. In theory I've no issue with this, but there seems to be some sort of law that they all must stand in the most inconveient places and block aisles or hold up queues they aren't actually in. Get the f**k outside or tie your pram/buggy to a lamp post or something like you'd do with a dog. Edited May 24, 2014 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Fucking hell, you were given a £4200 watch as a gift?! Who or what do you know?! My bruv-in-law is absolutely minted. In his drive he's got a Range Rover Vogue, a Maserati, a 6.3 Merc AMG and last month he picked up his Ferrari. Top boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Get the f**k outside or tie your pram/buggy to a lamp post or something like you'd do with a dog. wut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 People with prams or buggies in shops who aren't actually buying anything. In theory I've no issue with this, but there seems to be some sort of law that they all must stand in the most inconveient places and block aisles or hold up queues they aren't actually in. Get the f**k outside or tie your pram/buggy to a lamp post or something like you'd do with a dog. Funniest thing I ever saw in Glasgow's Duke Street was the lassie chaining her buggy to a post whilst she went into the shop - leaving her bairn in the buggy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Golf commentary "Ooooh just another few inches/foot/to the right/left/longer and that would have been an excellent/amazing/brilliant result" Aye? So could my whole golf career, instead of getting to a 7 handicap I could have been the Open winner! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Funniest thing I ever saw in Glasgow's Duke Street was the lassie chaining her buggy to a post whilst she went into the shop - leaving her bairn in the buggy. Outstanding. I think I'd respect that woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 My bruv-in-law is absolutely minted. In his drive he's got a Range Rover Vogue, a Maserati, a 6.3 Merc AMG and last month he picked up his Ferrari. Top boy. Pffffft. #swag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 People with prams or buggies in shops who aren't actually buying anything. In theory I've no issue with this, but there seems to be some sort of law that they all must stand in the most inconveient places and block aisles or hold up queues they aren't actually in. Get the f**k outside or tie your pram/buggy to a lamp post or something like you'd do with a dog. I don't disagree with you. But on the flipside, having taken my nephews and niece up the street in a buggy I have to say that folk can be f*cking arseholes and won't make any effort to move out the way. The same applies for wheelchairs. I don't think for one second buggies or wheelchairs have 'right of way' up the street, but it's easier for able bodied folk to move out the way than it is to manouvre those things. I have to say though, when I was in Dundee with my nana she was in a wheelchair and the folk in shops couldn't have been anymore curtious. In a coffee shop one guy helped us in. Another offered to move from his table that was closer to the door; even though he had his laptop and all his stuff set out on the table. Good folk. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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