The Minertaur Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Just found out an offer we put in for a house hasn't been successful. Put the offer in last Wednesday and presumed we hadn't heard because of the bank holidays. Turns out the very same day we put in an offer the seller accepted another offer and their solicitor didn't bother to tell our solicitor or allow us to put in a second offer. Lovely house it was as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Work colleagues who leave their desks immediately after phoning and leaving a message asking for someone to call them back. Without fail the person calls back straight away and a series of pointless message taking ensues. Just hang around for 5 minutes FFS, or even better send an e-mail and ask them to call back when you know you will be at your fecking desk! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 The main stairwell in the office is closed for the week so that it can be painted. Fair enough, so now the 2 Gaelic-speaking lifts are being used constantly. The real issue came up when I went to go for a shit to find out of the 2 cubicles on the first floor, to find one out of order and the other resembling a bucking bronco as soon as arse touches pan. Unless you sit completely still on it you'll be spinning like a 12" on the liberally attached toilet. This adds valuable minutes onto an undeclared shitebreak as I now have to take the painfully slow lift downstairs to find a comfortable toilet and not something I'm particularly happy with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 The main stairwell in the office is closed for the week so that it can be painted. Fair enough, so now the 2 Gaelic-speaking lifts are being used constantly. The real issue came up when I went to go for a shit to find out of the 2 cubicles on the first floor, to find one out of order and the other resembling a bucking bronco as soon as arse touches pan. Unless you sit completely still on it you'll be spinning like a 12" on the liberally attached toilet. This adds valuable minutes onto an undeclared shitebreak as I now have to take the painfully slow lift downstairs to find a comfortable toilet and not something I'm particularly happy with. Shite in the lift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 What's that in Gaelic?Shichtass in loufty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I don't know if I could handle being shouted at in Gaelic that the doors were opening while in the most vulnerable of states. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Shite in the lift. Disgusting suggestion. You shite in a rubbish bin, put that in the lift, and send it down to the floor with the nice lavvies. The folk down there will ken what to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 The pay dates at work being changed. As from next month we'll be going from being paid every 4 weeks to getting paid the last Friday of every month, which will include a few five week months as well. Not so sure that'll be a problem for much longer TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Trying to work out what kind of "meat" is in this Chinese "Chicken" Satay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Dunno, it's in the bin now. Gave me the boak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 The 'Pasta Bake Detective Kid' Push him in the dishwasher and turn it on I say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Trying to work out what kind of "meat" is in this Chinese "Chicken" Satay. I used to eat from a Chinese that was right next door to a vets. I'm sure they had a little deal going on as some of the meat was definitely of dubious origin. Always delicious though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Trying to work out what kind of "meat" is in this Chinese "Chicken" Satay. Leftovers from last Autumn's fatal fire at The Canton in Alloa? Just kidding; nobody died. Nobody human, anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 There are humans in Alloa? I thought they all escaped. They tell me that the natives are genetically identical to homo sapiens. It took a while, but I can see it now. Either that or I've been infected. Still not convinced by Falkirk, however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Falkirk is a paradise. No quite but it's alright! We have Kelpies you know. Aye, so I keep hearing. Not sure what they are, but it sounds like another term for the Duke of Argylls to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 They're talking horses. Should definitely check them out. Eh...you're alright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Being frequently exposed to two 'identical' adverts in regards to the NatWest and RBS ones. Annoying English brat in one, another token Scottish one chucked in to appeal to folk north of the border. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Not getting a good shite in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Not getting a good shite in the morning.Suppose it depends whose septic tank you are checking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 They're talking horses. Should definitely check them out. Been done before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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