BigMartyn86 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Pumping Rangers in the semi final of the cup and then pulling a Hibs in the final. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Newcastle fans and even Danny Murphy having a pop at Tim Krul for patting Defoe on the back in the tunnel. GTF the lot of you!! It was an absolute peach and even a GK can appreciate when he's got no chance of saving a strike like that. Krul will be a Newcastle man through and through, but he'll also appreciate excellent football. I can't believe the guy is getting stick for appreciating Defoe's goal. That's why Murphy is a fud and Newcastle fans are the complete opposite of the "salt of the earth" tagline they tend to have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I enjoy being the c**t who asks them to move the bags for a seat, Especially if others are available When I was at school I took the bus to get there and one day there's a guy in a suit with a briefcase sat on the seat next to him looking all haughty at the fact he's sharing a bus with a bunch of children, an old woman gets on at one of the stops and quite deliberately goes up to him and says "can you move that please" and sits down next to him despite many other free seats available. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antti Niemi Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Putting together a group report on Word. Some boy has ended every line with a line break. << verge of tears 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Newcastle fans and even Danny Murphy having a pop at Tim Krul for patting Defoe on the back in the tunnel. GTF the lot of you!! It was an absolute peach and even a GK can appreciate when he's got no chance of saving a strike like that. Krul will be a Newcastle man through and through, but he'll also appreciate excellent football. I can't believe the guy is getting stick for appreciating Defoe's goal. That's why Murphy is a fud and Newcastle fans are the complete opposite of the "salt of the earth" tagline they tend to have I was in Barcelona a few years ago when a Newcastle game got postponed till the next night because of very heavy rain, so we cadged cheap tickets of Geordies who had to catch their flights home. Went to the Nou Camp hoping to con our way in with the Barca lot, but got shunted in with the most dour fans I've ever had the misfortune to spend time with. Toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon nonstop for 90 minutes, didn't matter what was happening on the park. Meanwhile the Barca fans were having a big party. Can't remember the score but I've still got a headache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 After an absolute belter of a weekend I am stuck on the pan, verge of tears, waiting till its time to go to work. I'd phone in sick but I feel like I should save the sick day for tomorrow because this hangover/comedown isn't going away anytime soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Didn't get the office memo that it was dress down at work. Sitting here in shirt and tie combo Seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Didn't get the office memo that it was dress down at work. Sitting here in shirt and tie combo Seething. It's always dress down on bank holidays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Didn't get the office memo that it was dress down at work. Sitting here in shirt and tie combo Seething. Tell folk that you came as a chauffeur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 It's always dress down on bank holidays. It's not a Bank Holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 It's not a Bank Holiday. Are you being serious? How come when I went to the bank at lunchtime it was closed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Arseholes who turn up tae the fitba' purely to spend ninety minutes hurling abuse at their least favourite player at the club they "support", usually right from the kick-off before the poor b*****d has even had a touch. Then gleefully railing on the others in the crowd when requested to shut their hole. Respectfully, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Are you being serious? How come when I went to the bank at lunchtime it was closed? They saw you coming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Are you being serious? How come when I went to the bank at lunchtime it was closed? They saw you coming Was it a sperm bank? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Was it a sperm bank? Jizz haud off with that nonsense. What would Lichtie need with that stuff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 It's always dress down on bank holidays. No ones told me this until today, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Jizz haud off with that nonsense. What would Lichtie need with that stuff? Nothing wrong with splashing out a bit on Easter Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Are you being serious? How come when I went to the bank at lunchtime it was closed? It's an English Bank Holiday, not a Scottish one. Which is why I had to work today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) It's an English Bank Holiday, not a Scottish one. Which is why I had to work today.The Bank of Scotland in Dundee was closed today, one at the bottom of NethergateI demand answers as to why!!! Edited April 6, 2015 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 The Bank of Scotland in Dundee was closed today, one at the bottom of Nethergate I demand answers as to why!!! Why did you go to the bank if you thought it was shut because it was a bank holiday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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