Eednud Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Been done before. and before that http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_the_Talking_Mule 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 and before that http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_the_Talking_MuleMules and donkeys don't count. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Mules and donkeys don't count. How do you know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Mules and donkeys don't count. Stop making an ass of yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Bus drivers who can't follow a simple route. 2nd day in a row the feckers have missed out my stop. Bus driver wankers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Not getting a good shite in the morning.Maybe actually a Reason to be Cheerful seeing as it leads to me getting an extra 10 minute break at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Maybe actually a Reason to be Cheerful seeing as it leads to me getting an extra 10 minute break at work. I thought everybody saved it for work? 1. A few minutes extra in bed 2. Paid to shite 3. Save on bog role. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I thought everybody saved it for work? 1. A few minutes extra in bed 2. Paid to shite 3. Save on bog role. I feel absolutely cheated if I don't have a dump at work, but then subsequently have to do one at home. Disgraceful behaviour from my guts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I'll never shite at work on my own time. what a waste 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I prefer peace and quiet when having a shite, can't get that at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 What happens to self employed folk? Are they just constantly constipated? Must be quite a dilemma. I unleash my shite on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I thought everybody saved it for work? 1. A few minutes extra in bed 2. Paid to shite 3. Save on bog role. Meh, I prefer shiting at home. I'm not a total weirdo who would refuse to go at work, (someone at my work goes home and comes back and then stays longer at the end of his shift to make the time up) but I prefer my own throne. Toilet roll is like printer paper at my work too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Ours are all individual cubicles up a hall, I usually take my phone, read P&b and unleash hell upon the poor toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Toilets in my work are brutal, whoevers designed it has done a horrible job, everything echoes and they're always permanently reeking... Do my best to avoid them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Toilets in my work are brutal, whoevers designed it has done a horrible job, everything echoes and they're always permanently reeking... Do my best to avoid them Lichtie's workstation... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Mobile phone operator employees. Consumers are savvy nowadays. We do our research. I have two months left on my o2 contract, so about £65 or so to pay up before I can upgrade at the start of June. They let you upgrade early if you pay up your contract and offer a modest deduction on line rental, which would let me upgrade just now for about £45 plus whatever the new deal was. I did a price comparison for a new iPhone 6 16GB and found a deal with EE through a third-party supplier which would give me 4G, 2GB data, Unlimited Texts and Calls, for about £55 up-front then £31.99 a month for 24 months (so about £820 all in over 2 years). I don't particularly want to leave o2. I've been with them for my mobile since 2004, for my broadband since 2009 until 2013, for my home phone from 2010 to 2013 and Pay Monthly since 2013. But given their best deal on the iPhone 6, whether I do it now or wait two months, is £129.99 up-front followed by £41 per month for basically the same thing except 3GB data, and therefore about £1110 over the two years) it's a bit of a no-brainer to move unless o2 are willing to match it, and I'm still saving hundreds even if I do it before my contract with o2 runs out. I get in touch with them on their online chat and explain the situation, and ask what they are willing to do to try to beat the EE/DirectMobiles.co.uk offer to make it worth my while to stay with them. Cue prevaracation after prevaracation to try to get me to wait until June, telling me why O2 is better because of O2 Refresh (which I already understand and don't care about), trying to tell me that they were rated the best network by consumers 3 years in a row (I don't give a f**k, EE are just fine), telling me that there's no guarantee of network coverage despite the fact I live in fucking GLASGOW. Then the killer, boasting about O2 Priority Moments, the rewards scheme I have literally never used. Then just point blank refusal to do anything until June. Total inflexibility on their part, and they've probably lost my custom because of it. £800+ of custom going to a rival. Well done them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 ^^^^^seething 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Cue prevaracation after prevaracation to try to get me to wait until June, telling me why O2 is better because of O2 Refresh (which I already understand and don't care about), trying to tell me that they were rated the best network by consumers 3 years in a row (I don't give a f**k, EE are just fine), telling me that there's no guarantee of network coverage despite the fact I live in fucking GLASGOW. Then the killer, boasting about O2 Priority Moments, the rewards scheme I have literally never used. Then just point blank refusal to do anything until June. ^^^ Ad Lib 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Similarly, I'm after an HTC One M9. I checked last week and staying with O2 it's zero up front then £44 a month but with Carphone Warehouse (but still on O2) it's £36 a month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Yeah and the worse part of it all is they then claim that they can't give you a better deal. Which is obviously crap. I guess they've realised that people are going to be switching contracts every 2/3 years now anyway and there's no point I lowering prices. Which seems stupid. I think my contract with T-Mobile (Ee really) ends in 6 months, be interacting what they say, because my phone (iPhone 5s) is still as good as the day I got it and I can't be bothered changing it. Still I always did like a haggle! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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