Blootoon87 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 England have just won the euros in a penalty shoot out...........in women's hockey, but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 When the cats bring in a mouse to play with then lose it. A week later you get that horrible sweet decomposing smell and you can't find the source. b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 England have just won the euros in a penalty shoot out...........in women's hockey, but still. Legends IMO. Get them knighted and mention it whenever the Dutch are playing at the World Cup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 When the cats bring in a mouse to play with then lose it. A week later you get that horrible sweet decomposing smell and you can't find the source. b*****ds. This is why you chuck out the body as soon as you kill your cat. Rookie mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Deciding what to have for tea on a Sunday. Then deciding whether to get a delivery or collect. Life's shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I went to my folks and had a massive gammon steak with a fried egg on top, roast potatoes, onion rings and various veg. Bloody marvellous. F**k getting takeaways on a Sunday. f**k eating with you on a Sunday. I've no one to cook for me so I'm getting a takeaway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Legends IMO. Get them knighted and mention it whenever the Dutch are playing at the World Cup. Like 1966, there was a controversial goal - England's equaliser came from Owsley booting it up in the air then tapping it in with her stick. Cue Christian Dailly... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 You weren't invited anyway, cocknbaws. You disapprove of my Sunday dinner? If it's got to be a takeaway then I suggest Indian. South Indian Garlic Chilli Chicken is highly recommended. I disapprove of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris. Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 On the subject of Chinese food; we started using a new takeaway as the one across from us weren't up to much (only went there as it was a 30 second walk from the front door), and we had three takeouts from this place before I told the Mrs we weren't going back, as they burnt my rice every time! Fucking rice! Burnt! Three times! How can you possibly run a takeaway when you can't cook fucking rice?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waal Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/glossary/pork How do you pronounce "Pork"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 On the subject of Chinese food; we started using a new takeaway as the one across from us weren't up to much (only went there as it was a 30 second walk from the front door), and we had three takeouts from this place before I told the Mrs we weren't going back, as they burnt my rice every time! Fucking rice! Burnt! Three times! How can you possibly run a takeaway when you can't cook fucking rice?! There's a job waiting for Throbber if he's in need. http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/glossary/pork How do you pronounce "Pork"? "Paw-k" That's got to have been written by someone who's never been outside of Kent/Essex/London. What a monstrosity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 My London dwelling sister showed me some of my nieces homework just before the summer and they had to fathom out "two words that sound the same" given the clues below: 1. A liquid to accompany pasta, often made from tomatoes. 2. The origin of a river. I was fucking seething. Ragu? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Ragu?Used to work with a guy called Raghu. Indian lad, 6ft odd, very useful at cricket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Used to work with a guy called Raghu. Indian lad, 6ft odd, very useful at cricket. And a gentle and caring lover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 And a gentle and caring lover.Oh that's interesting to note. I didn't realise he was gay. I wish the two of you the best in your relationship 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/glossary/pork How do you pronounce "Pork"? "Paw-k" That's got to have been written by someone who's never been outside of Kent/Essex/London. What a monstrosity. I used to go out with a girl from Newport (the one opposite Dundee, not the Welsh shithole). Her entire family pronounced Pork "Pohhrk". They also pronounced Oven "Ohh-ven". In both cases the Ohh bit being the same noise as the A at the beginning of "alright". I have no idea if this was particular to their family or a wider problem (of which there are many) related to North East Fife, but needless to say I was forced to end the relationship and kick her, her sister, and her mother all in the pies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 When the cats bring in a mouse to play with then lose it. A week later you get that horrible sweet decomposing smell and you can't find the source. b*****ds. No problem with that here, Smudger eats them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Actually - I'm quite surprised you have a girlfriend considering you wear absolute paedo shorts. Paedo shorts! f**k sake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 My London dwelling sister showed me some of my nieces homework just before the summer and they had to fathom out "two words that sound the same" given the clues below: 1. A liquid to accompany pasta, often made from tomatoes. 2. The origin of a river. I was fucking seething. My early morning semi has been interrupted with the appearance of "Draw It" replacing Susie Dent & Rachel Riley's Countdown on Channel 4. Except that "Draw It" is pronounced "Drawer It" by the dimwit who has to shout it twenty times every show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I used to go out with a girl from Newport (the one opposite Dundee, not the Welsh shithole). Her entire family pronounced Pork "Pohhrk". They also pronounced Oven "Ohh-ven". In both cases the Ohh bit being the same noise as the A at the beginning of "alright". I have no idea if this was particular to their family or a wider problem (of which there are many) related to North East Fife, but needless to say I was forced to end the relationship and kick her, her sister, and her mother all in the pies. Good lad. They'll never learn otherwise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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