Miguel Sanchez Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Headline: UK Floods Sub-headline: 6 flood warnings in place in Lancashire and Cumbria 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Ever see some c**t with a child and think "who in the f**k shagged you?" they're such an absolute munter. Ugly people, use protection ffs. Get these ugly genes out of the gene pool. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 32 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Ever see some c**t with a child and think "who in the f**k shagged you?" they're such an absolute munter. Ugly people, use protection ffs. Get these ugly genes out of the gene pool. Celtic's support would be halved! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Latest from Very; refund to take 14 days, not 10. Then a further email saying that due to a 'system anomaly' they can't process the refund back to my bank so will be sending a cheque. As a 'gesture of goodwill' they said they'll double the refund. I have my doubts said cheque will ever arrive, but if it does then the sorry saga will end with them basically giving me money, when they could have had, in total, £141.99 from me. What a fucking shambles of a company. Don't ever use them. Check out the reviews online and you'll see my story is far from isolated. Would it not have been better if you'd checked out the reviews online before you ordered from them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Vodafone and unhelpful c***s with attitude that work in their call centres. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 On the female comedians topic, we had our work's Christmas night in a comedy club a few years back, hosted by Janey Godley. She was fucking awful. Seemed to think that shouting "I'm fae the Calton" every few minutes was hilarious. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, peasy23 said: On the female comedians topic, we had our work's Christmas night in a comedy club a few years back, hosted by Janey Godley. She was fucking awful. Seemed to think that shouting "I'm fae the Calton" every few minutes was hilarious. I had the misfortune to see her once and I've had funnier piles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 To add to my Vodafone comment earlier, I have just received 2 new SIM cards by carrier in an envelope measuring approximately 400mm by 300mm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Why couldn't you say 40cm by 30cm? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Roon ye's. It's still glorious sun and 30°C here in 92128. is that the big one i hear in the background?Die you lizard scum! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Why couldn't you say 40cm by 30cm? Used to referring to mm measurements in my work. WTF difference does it make? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Why couldn't you say 40cm by 30cm? Middle class posh boy never done a days graft Edited November 23, 2017 by invergowrie arab 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Used to referring to mm measurements about my penis Shambling old duffer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Shambling old duffer. ^^^ Talks shite, reverts to “old” insult. Poor stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Ever see some c**t with a child and think "who in the f**k shagged you?" they're such an absolute munter. Ugly people, use protection ffs. Get these ugly genes out of the gene pool. Just yer maw!Sorry Stella! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Just yer maw!Sorry Stella! [emoji1] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Stood on a massive dog shit earlier on and a car full of ugly middle aged women saw it and pointed and laughed at me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: Stood on a massive dog shit earlier on and a car full of ugly middle aged women saw it and pointed and laughed at me. Sure one of them didn't do it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Stood on a massive dog shit earlier on and a car full of ugly middle aged women saw it and pointed and laughed at me. Get slippery p over and show him the dog. He’ll take care of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Stood on a massive dog shit earlier on and a car full of ugly middle aged women saw it and pointed and laughed at me. Get slippery p over and show him the dog. He’ll take care of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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